Two Douchebags and a Microphone
SPORTS BASTARDS COMING YOUR WAY
Oct 7, 2026 · 1 hr 25 min · 16 segments
WATCH OUT! HERE COME THE BASTARDS!!
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Two Douchebags and a Microphone
Oct 7, 2026 · 1 hr 25 min · 16 segments
WATCH OUT! HERE COME THE BASTARDS!!
So anyway, about the Eagles, I was watching the other day.
The Eagles.
Yesterday, there was a couple guys on the TV talking about the Eagles, and they made some interesting points.
One being that so far this season, the Eagles lead the league in three and outs.
And they also led the league in three and outs for the big portion of last year.
Yep.
Now, I tried to look that up through Google and confirm it, but Google told me that the NFL keeps the number of three and outs a team has secret.
It's one of their proprietary stats that they don't share unless you pay.
Oh.
So apparently the guy's talking.
And you know why, don't you? Shows like us.
Yep.
Yep.
So anyway, it reminded me about their offensive troubles last year, and we kept talking about how their offense was pretty simple and basic and just really wasn't much.
Well, it's continuing this year.
Kind of
like Nick Sirianni.
Yeah, pretty basic, pretty average.
But yeah, so far through four games, Philadelphia has 643 yards passing.
There's only one team lower than that, and that's Minnesota.
Even 4-0 teams like Miami and Houston, they have more passing yards.
Okay.
On rushing yards, they're doing 436, which isn't so bad.
So that puts them about middle of the pack.
Wow.
So anyway, about the Eagles, I was watching the other day.
The Eagles.
Yesterday, there was a couple guys on the TV talking about the Eagles, and they made some interesting points.
One being that so far this season, the Eagles lead the league in three and outs.
And they also led the league in three and outs for the big portion of last year.
Yep.
Now, I tried to look that up through Google and confirm it, but Google told me that the NFL keeps the number of three and outs a team has secret.
It's one of their proprietary stats that they don't share unless you pay.
Oh.
So apparently the guy's talking.
And you know why, don't you? Shows like us.
Yep.
Yep.
So anyway, it reminded me about their offensive troubles last year, and we kept talking about how their offense was pretty simple and basic and just really wasn't much.
Well, it's continuing this year.
Kind of
like Nick Sirianni.
Yeah, pretty basic, pretty average.
But yeah, so far through four games, Philadelphia has 643 yards passing.
There's only one team lower than that, and that's Minnesota.
Even 4-0 teams like Miami and Houston, they have more passing yards.
Okay.
On rushing yards, they're doing 436, which isn't so bad.
So that puts them about middle of the pack.
Wow.
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