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Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

#255 How I Twisted My Testicle

Aug 25, 2026 · 58 min · 17 segments

This week Ash opens up about something he’s NEVER told anyone and it all stems from this week’s breaking news about testicular pain. It’s got to be heard to be believed! Meanwhile, Matt is getting an…

This week Ash opens up about something he’s NEVER told anyone and it all stems from this week’s breaking news about testicular pain. It’s got to be heard to be believed! Meanwhile, Matt is getting an early start on the spring clean, trying to offload furniture he’s shocked no one wants to buy… or even take for free. He’s also in the trenches helping the girls with their homework, putting their public-speaking skills to the test. Plus Ash has a hack to give your glow-in-the-dark ooshies a glow-up and something Oscar does in his sleep makes him think he might actually be a good dad after all. And more parenting lies to keep in your back pocket for the week ahead. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\__ You can grab a copy of Ash's new book The Secret Ingredient here. If you need a shoulder to cry on: Two Doting Dads Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/639833491568735/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheTwoDotingDads Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twodotingdads/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@twodotingdads See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Ash opens up about something he’s NEVER told anyone and it all stems from this week’s breaking news about testicular pain. It’s got to be heard to be believed! Meanwhile, Matt is getting an…

Speakers: Ash WicksHostMatty JHostVicPanelist

Top entities: Facebook×6 Lord Voldemort×3 Father×3 YouTube×10 Public speaking

Welcome to Two Doting Dads0:00 – 1:10

M

0:00

[whooshing] I'm very delirious at the moment.

0:03

Why?

M

0:03

Just tired.

0:04

You tired, big guy?

M

0:05

Very tired.

0:06

Lay it on me.

M

0:06

Very delirious right now.

0:08

What? Why, wh- wh- why? Why?

M

0:10

Just, I think Sunday was a late one.

M

0:12

I keep forgetting things.

M

0:13

There's just too much going on.

M

0:15

This is the- the week of the busyness, and I've just gotta get to the end of this week, and I'm there, but I'm like...

M

0:21

I wake up at the moment, and I, like, didn't know what day it was, and I was like, "Where am I?"

0:26

Just frazzled.

M

0:27

And then I was like, "What's, uh...

M

0:28

What do we got on today?" And then someone in the, in the chat was like, "You got netball.

M

0:33

Who's going to netball practice?" And I was just like, "Ah."

0:36

All the things.

0:37

[laughs]

M

0:38

"Who am I? What am I doing?" I'm gonna just tell people in advance, sorry for this episode.

0:44

[laughs] All right.

0:46

[upbeat music]

M

1:01

Welcome back to Two Doting Dads.

M

1:03

1:04

And I'm Ash.

M

1:04

And this is a podcast all about parenting.

M

1:06

It is the good, it is the bad.

1:08

And the relatable.

M

1:08

We don't give advice.

1:09

We don't.

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Welcome to Two Doting Dads0:00 – 1:10

M

0:00

[whooshing] I'm very delirious at the moment.

0:03

Why?

M

0:03

Just tired.

0:04

You tired, big guy?

M

0:05

Very tired.

0:06

Lay it on me.

M

0:06

Very delirious right now.

0:08

What? Why, wh- wh- why? Why?

M

0:10

Just, I think Sunday was a late one.

M

0:12

I keep forgetting things.

M

0:13

There's just too much going on.

M

0:15

This is the- the week of the busyness, and I've just gotta get to the end of this week, and I'm there, but I'm like...

M

0:21

I wake up at the moment, and I, like, didn't know what day it was, and I was like, "Where am I?"

0:26

Just frazzled.

M

0:27

And then I was like, "What's, uh...

M

0:28

What do we got on today?" And then someone in the, in the chat was like, "You got netball.

M

0:33

Who's going to netball practice?" And I was just like, "Ah."

0:36

All the things.

0:37

[laughs]

M

0:38

"Who am I? What am I doing?" I'm gonna just tell people in advance, sorry for this episode.

0:44

[laughs] All right.

0:46

[upbeat music]

M

1:01

Welcome back to Two Doting Dads.

M

1:03

1:04

And I'm Ash.

M

1:04

And this is a podcast all about parenting.

M

1:06

It is the good, it is the bad.

1:08

And the relatable.

M

1:08

We don't give advice.

1:09

We don't.