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My 2026 College Football Kickoff

Sep 1, 2026 · 47 min · 20 segments

Daniel is joined via phone by insiders from both the Alabama and Florida programs as he previews the upcoming college football season and gives his pick for who will win it all. He covers the…

Daniel is joined via phone by insiders from both the Alabama and Florida programs as he previews the upcoming college football season and gives his pick for who will win it all. He covers the important storylines for this year like which Mannings are inbred, how long Jim Harbaugh is still banned from the college game, and Bill Belichick's girlfriend. Join our Patreon for exclusive content: http://patreon.com/toshshow Download the Kalshi app and use code TOSH to get up to $500 in bonus credits when you trade $25

Daniel is joined via phone by insiders from both the Alabama and Florida programs as he previews the upcoming college football season and gives his pick for who will win it all. He covers the…

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Speakers: Daniel ToshHostEddie GoslingHostDylanPanelist

Top entities: Bill Belichick×7 Alabama Crimson Tide football×20 Ohio State Buckeyes football×15 Florida Gators football×15 Southeastern Conference×7

Show signals: SuitabilityLimitedBiasNot politicalPopularityPopulartop 10%Audience≈18.8M followers

Opening Games and Belichick Jokes3:01 – 7:57

Daniel ToshHost

3:01

College football.

Daniel ToshHost

3:02

The first game, the opening game of this season, is being played this year in the Strait of Hormuz.

Daniel ToshHost

3:11

Is that correct? It's a classic.

Daniel ToshHost

3:12

Why do they do that? Why do they do this fucking opening game in Ireland? Ugh.

Daniel ToshHost

3:17

Such a dumb tradition that none of us care about.

Daniel ToshHost

3:20

Right.

Daniel ToshHost

3:21

It was UNC, the Bill Belichick Tar Heels versus the Christians.

Daniel ToshHost

3:27

The horny frogs.

Daniel ToshHost

3:30

Ugh.

Daniel ToshHost

3:31

What a dumb game.

Daniel ToshHost

3:33

Everyone's favorite tier seven coach.

Daniel ToshHost

3:36

What college girl doesn't love to snuggle up in an old hoodie? And I'm not going to let it go.

Daniel ToshHost

3:42

The Bill Belichick

J

JoeAudience

3:43

dating thing.

Daniel ToshHost

3:44

I saw, you know, Bill Simmons getting mad at Pablo Torre for, you know, reporting on it.

Daniel ToshHost

3:52

You can't report on it enough.

Daniel ToshHost

3:54

If all offseason it was just nothing but photos of them walking around together, I would be like, yeah, that's good.

Daniel ToshHost

4:01

That'll get me through the offseason.

Daniel ToshHost

4:04

Because here is somebody that everyone was saying is the greatest football coach ever.

Daniel ToshHost

4:10

And then when Tom Brady was gone, it didn't work out so well.

Daniel ToshHost

4:15

And then he decided to go to UNC.

Daniel ToshHost

4:17

And that is just...

Daniel ToshHost

4:18

They won four games last year.

Daniel ToshHost

4:20

So... guess what for all of us that cheered against them to see him embarrassing himself doing a horrible job at this school and then dating a 25 year old child it's great It's fun to watch.

Daniel ToshHost

4:37

It looks so awful.

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99%7 mentions
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98%20 mentions
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97%15 mentions
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96%15 mentions
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95%7 mentions
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94%20 mentions
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93%8 mentions
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88%1 mention
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87%4 mentions
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86%2 mentions
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85%11 mentions
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84%6 mentions
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83%5 mentions
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81%5 mentions
Steve SarkisianPersonAmerican football coach
80%3 mentions
North Carolina Tar Heels footballSports TeamFootball team
79%4 mentions
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78%4 mentions
Arch ManningPersonAmerican American football player
77%8 mentions
Jim HarbaughPersonAmerican football coach
76%5 mentions
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75%5 mentions
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74%4 mentions
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72%5 mentions
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70%3 mentions
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68%1 mention
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61%2 mentions
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60%5 mentions
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59%4 mentions
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58%3 mentions
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57%3 mentions
Bill SimmonsPersonAmerican sportswriter and cultural critic
56%1 mention
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54%1 mention
Lane KiffinPersonAmerican football coach
53%1 mention
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52%3 mentions
Reggie BushPersonAmerican former American football player
51%2 mentions
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50%1 mention
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49%2 mentions
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48%3 mentions
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Opening Games and Belichick Jokes3:01 – 7:57

Daniel ToshHost

3:01

College football.

Daniel ToshHost

3:02

The first game, the opening game of this season, is being played this year in the Strait of Hormuz.

Daniel ToshHost

3:11

Is that correct? It's a classic.

Daniel ToshHost

3:12

Why do they do that? Why do they do this fucking opening game in Ireland? Ugh.

Daniel ToshHost

3:17

Such a dumb tradition that none of us care about.

Daniel ToshHost

3:20

Right.

Daniel ToshHost

3:21

It was UNC, the Bill Belichick Tar Heels versus the Christians.

Daniel ToshHost

3:27

The horny frogs.

Daniel ToshHost

3:30

Ugh.

Daniel ToshHost

3:31

What a dumb game.

Daniel ToshHost

3:33

Everyone's favorite tier seven coach.

Daniel ToshHost

3:36

What college girl doesn't love to snuggle up in an old hoodie? And I'm not going to let it go.

Daniel ToshHost

3:42

The Bill Belichick

J

JoeAudience

3:43

dating thing.

Daniel ToshHost

3:44

I saw, you know, Bill Simmons getting mad at Pablo Torre for, you know, reporting on it.

Daniel ToshHost

3:52

You can't report on it enough.

Daniel ToshHost

3:54

If all offseason it was just nothing but photos of them walking around together, I would be like, yeah, that's good.

Daniel ToshHost

4:01

That'll get me through the offseason.

Daniel ToshHost

4:04

Because here is somebody that everyone was saying is the greatest football coach ever.

Daniel ToshHost

4:10

And then when Tom Brady was gone, it didn't work out so well.

Daniel ToshHost

4:15

And then he decided to go to UNC.

Daniel ToshHost

4:17

And that is just...

Daniel ToshHost

4:18

They won four games last year.

Daniel ToshHost

4:20

So... guess what for all of us that cheered against them to see him embarrassing himself doing a horrible job at this school and then dating a 25 year old child it's great It's fun to watch.

Daniel ToshHost

4:37

It looks so awful.

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