Gil Ozeri: Cop Stories (The Andy Richter Call-In Show)

Yeah, for no reason, I mean, I didn't, you know, we kind of, honestly, at the end of the last show, I just said, there was, I had, you know, we'll be back next Wednesday talking blank story.

And I just said, cop stories, you know.

I don't know if you've ever been in trouble with the law.

I've been, I mean, when I was in high school a couple times.

Oh, really?

Yeah,

yeah.

Like arrested? Never arrested, but I've gotten in trouble for shoplifting when I was in high school.

Oh, really? Yeah, a couple times.

Was

it just thrill-seeking shoplifting or impressing your friends? I think it was

all of that and also no knowledge.

I thought I could get away with it, I think.

I think I was invincible at that age or thought I was.

And what kind of things

are we still doing? I

sold a Snapple bottle from Kmart.

Yes, so high stakes.

And where is this?

This is in Queens.

In Queens.

Queens, New York.

Yes.

Where you can end up in a fucking alley.

Yes.