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The Tarp Report

The Tarp Report

Americans Jump Into Monkey Pit - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #181

Aug 10, 2026 · 45 min · 9 segments

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top Of The Show 9:50 - 42 Cents 14:00 - Grim Reaper Busted for Climbing Hospital 19:20 - Americans Jump Into Monkey…

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top Of The Show 9:50 - 42 Cents 14:00 - Grim Reaper Busted for Climbing Hospital 19:20 - Americans Jump Into Monkey Pit 29:20 - Comedy Corner 43:10 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https://www.instagram.com/sammillercomedian ⚫ FOLLOW JES ANDERSON: https://jesanderson.com Youtube @coachsmoach https://www.tiktok.com/@coachsmoach https://www.facebook.com/coachsmoach https://www.instagram.com/coachsmoach

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top Of The Show 9:50 - 42 Cents 14:00 - Grim Reaper Busted for Climbing Hospital 19:20 - Americans Jump Into Monkey…

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Speakers: Sam MillerHostJes AndersonHost

Top entities: God×19 Native Americans in the United States×3 Jesus×10 Death×7 Florida×6

Opening and Mic Check0:00 – 0:50

0:00

[upbeat music] Welcome to The Therapy Report with Sam and Jess.

0:15

[upbeat music] Hey.

J

Jes AndersonHost

0:23

Hey.

0:25

I wanted to start with a boom, so I decided to... [laughs] Are your headphones up too high?

J

Jes AndersonHost

0:31

Holy shit.

0:32

Or is it because I'm screaming-

J

Jes AndersonHost

0:33

Holy shit

0:33

...

0:34

in the microphone, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey," just in your ear.

J

Jes AndersonHost

0:36

I'm like, whoa.

J

Jes AndersonHost

0:36

I don't know if that was just me or if you just blew everyone's eardrums out.

0:41

Ah, I don't know.

0:41

It's gotta be hard.

0:42

I feel like every time we kick off, that thing goes clomp and I just lose my mind.

J

Jes AndersonHost

0:46

It just starts.

J

Jes AndersonHost

0:47

Yeah.

0:47

I just-

J

Jes AndersonHost

0:48

What happens, happens.

0:49

Yeah.

J

Jes AndersonHost

0:49

And it's not really...

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Opening and Mic Check0:00 – 0:50

0:00

[upbeat music] Welcome to The Therapy Report with Sam and Jess.

0:15

[upbeat music] Hey.

J

Jes AndersonHost

0:23

Hey.

0:25

I wanted to start with a boom, so I decided to... [laughs] Are your headphones up too high?

J

Jes AndersonHost

0:31

Holy shit.

0:32

Or is it because I'm screaming-

J

Jes AndersonHost

0:33

Holy shit

0:33

...

0:34

in the microphone, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey," just in your ear.

J

Jes AndersonHost

0:36

I'm like, whoa.

J

Jes AndersonHost

0:36

I don't know if that was just me or if you just blew everyone's eardrums out.

0:41

Ah, I don't know.

0:41

It's gotta be hard.

0:42

I feel like every time we kick off, that thing goes clomp and I just lose my mind.

J

Jes AndersonHost

0:46

It just starts.

J

Jes AndersonHost

0:47

Yeah.

0:47

I just-

J

Jes AndersonHost

0:48

What happens, happens.

0:49

Yeah.

J

Jes AndersonHost

0:49

And it's not really...