Aug 31, 2026 · 1 hr 4 min · 17 segments
It’s time to settle the ultimate Gen X debate with a ridiculous game of **Would You Rather: 80s vs. 90s Edition!** From questionable fashion and terrible hair to movies, music, toys, and childhood…
Question number one.
Would you rather have 80s hair or 90s fashion for a year?
All right.
Again, there's like a thousand fucking 80s hairstyles.
So which one?
Well, so I'm assuming it's like, okay, I'm going to give you an example.
So Bon Jovi circa like 87.
Okay.
Like that poofed out kind of glam rock long hair.
Yeah.
Almost slightly mulledy.
For me, that's easy.
That's Bon Jovi hair all day, every day.
90s fashion was garbage.
Well, I mean, I'm sitting here
with two bald guys, so I would assume that both of you would be like, give us the
hair.
No, actually, no.
First off, can you imagine me putting that on? Yeah.
Look like Tom Hanks from Bosom Buddies.
It would not be good.
I
think it'd be cool.
I would not look cool with any type of that hair, like the Duff McKagan hair, the Slash hair.
Question number one.
Would you rather have 80s hair or 90s fashion for a year?
All right.
Again, there's like a thousand fucking 80s hairstyles.
So which one?
Well, so I'm assuming it's like, okay, I'm going to give you an example.
So Bon Jovi circa like 87.
Okay.
Like that poofed out kind of glam rock long hair.
Yeah.
Almost slightly mulledy.
For me, that's easy.
That's Bon Jovi hair all day, every day.
90s fashion was garbage.
Well, I mean, I'm sitting here
with two bald guys, so I would assume that both of you would be like, give us the
hair.
No, actually, no.
First off, can you imagine me putting that on? Yeah.
Look like Tom Hanks from Bosom Buddies.
It would not be good.
I
think it'd be cool.
I would not look cool with any type of that hair, like the Duff McKagan hair, the Slash hair.
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