Fanny pack

Personally or one of your bags? No, my, my personally.

How did they swab you? They did, they s- they swabbed my fanny pack.

Yeah.

Well, that's why.

Oh, she sounds like your, your, your man.

"Gives a cup of coffee?" "Buy us a cup of coffee." They're not the same, and she doesn't take my advice and she brings, so we've two fucking hairdryers in the hotel room.

I don't know why I even mentioned that, but it's, uh- Yeah, why did you even mention that? 'Cause her bone of contention with me is that I wear a fanny pack on holidays.

You, she's right.

I'm like, I don't know where this is going, but I want to see what's going on.

It's a fanny pack.

It's

a fanny pack.

Can I just mention your, by the way, did you see that sign? That was pretty

good.

Yeah, well, he could tell me that because he's probably masturbating to it by himself in his

house.

And I feel like that's how my awakening was.

And it started with a fun little fanny pack and...

And to now, I've alchemized that into a fanny pack turned panic pack.

Yeah.

And so the panic pack bookends the awakening journey.

And it creates a moment of like, ooh, pause.

Everything stops because I don't think many of us ever ask ourselves that question, let alone anyone around us, of another person.

The fanny pack story is fun for me because when I was a little girl, I was very sensitive, very attuned to my environment, very attuned to my caretakers.

That would be fun to hear.

So, it was started by the Fanny Pack discussion, which was a while ago.

Especially once you use this voicemail, it's probably going to be like, six years ago.

Initially, it was a review, and then...

But I'm also... very much into, like, philosophy and, like, philosophy stuff, and I constantly want to, like, write things down.

And so I cannot find the thing.

I cannot bring myself to bring it to wear a fanny pack.

My brother-in-law does, because he loses stuff all the time.

I think it's really good stuff, and I'm going to give you a silver patch, and because it reminded me of the 80s, I'm going to give you a hot pink Malibu

see-through fanny pack.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Man, this feels like a really personal song.

I felt that.

And since The Goonies was a big 80s movie and it was filmed out on the Oregon coast, not only am I going to give you a patch, I'm going to give you a hot pink Malibu see-through fanny pack.

Congratulations.

You have-

... you have ...

No, but some people have ...

Yeah.

so yeah nowadays don't even know i mean obviously no they don't they have no clue obviously we all three love a video store especially blockbuster but you know the arcade is just i mean you can't not pick that if you are yeah if you're a kid in the 80s and 90s fact all right next up would you rather have mc hammer pants or a fanny pack as your everyday look now now or then whatever that's tough that's that's tough it is tough because i had both at one point or another as a kid growing up

i was never a fanny pack kid ever um but i wasn't you missed out on the fannies dude i was i was an mc hammer daddy pants guy

like i did do that okay and

i took my shit serious You know what? I'm not.

MC Hammer Pants.

For sure.

What do you got, Reese? What was the other option? The other option is a fanny pack.

Dude, did you

see my fucking new fanny pack, dude?

Oh, shit.

I didn't even notice.

Freeze my dick off and stuff, you know?

What led to this change?

Uh, the fanny pack is because my pockets are too full.

Oh, yeah.