Radio From Hell from August 11th, 2026

see the usual gang of misfits and dope addicts are here

man that was good wasn't it that's not so i looked looked it up and people who rank things they say that's joe jackson's third best song third best you know those hep cats you could do you could do a lot worse than spend the day listening to joe jackson's song absolutely

This has been Fartin' Around with Carrie, Bill, and Gina on X96 Radio from Hell.

Okay, here it is.

Joe Jackson.

So that song, Jump and Jive, is originally done by Louis Jordan.

Yeah.

And Joe Jackson covers a bunch of Louis Jordan songs.

Is You Is or Is You Ain't My Baby.

Jack, you're dead.

Five guys named Moe.

What's the use of getting sober? And how long must I wait for you? I've got to listen to those today.

Let's get this over with.

Yeah, I think we ought to do that.

We should get it over with as quickly and as painlessly as possible.

The moon is 2.2% of full.

It's just a little tiny, tiny crescent moon.

I doubt you can even see it.

It will set today at 8.08 p.m. Today being Tuesday, it's the 11th day of August in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ, 2026.

I'm surprised you came to work today, Gina.

Why? Because today is the day that they honor and take note of the death of the Prophet Muhammad.

Oh.

The central figure of Islam, revered as God's final prophet.

You know, they know where he's buried.

Sure.

He's buried in the Prophet's mosque in Medina, Saudi Arabia.

His grave lies inside the sacred chamber, which was originally the home of his wife, Aisha.

Yeah.

It's hip-hop day.

I didn't know this.

Clive Campbell, a guy also known as DJ Kool Herc, is widely credited for being the father of hip-hop.

I feel like Kerry has watched a documentary about that.

I have,

actually.

A couple of them.

It's a national bakewell tart day.

A bakewell tart is a delicious thing.

It's a short crust pastry layered with jam, frangipane, and almonds.

Great.

And National Raspberry Bomb Day.

What's that? It's a big, very elaborate dessert with frozen kind of dessert, which I've never had, but it looks delicious.

And it's Presidential Joke Day.

Hmm.

You know, like Ronald Reagan saying, well, we're going to start launching the missiles in five minutes.

Ronald Reagan, he liked to tell jokes a lot.

This is an all-new edition of the show for people who feel like hell in the morning.

It's Radio from Hell, starring the Lords of Morning Radio.

Kerry Jackson being one of those Lords of Morning Radio.

I'm Bill Allred, another Lord of Morning Radio and revered as God's final prophet.

No, wait.

No, that's

not.

That's Mohammed, not me.

Gina Barberi,

another Lord of Morning Radio, right there.

Mother of Muhammad, my son, not the prophet.

Not the prophet.

And Katie, for short, is our excellent producer.

And Dawson is there helping out.

Hi, Dawson.

There's the dog, Vax, sleeping away.

I saw Lakai.

Lakai is here.

All right.

Well, we're at full strength then.

Maybe I'll just go home.

Then we won't

be at full strength.

Right.

All right.