The Hideous Laughter Podcast: A Pathfinder Actual Play
Aug 27, 2026 · 1 hr 5 min · 12 segments
Our heroes get the inside scoop from Free Captain Tessa Fairwind. Do they have what it takes to make a powerful ally in their quest to become Free Captains themselves? Tune in now!…
Plus, it's all on her tab.
I might be taking some to go.
I whip out my chalice.
Grady whips out his Borg.
Yeah,
Atlas looks at Kai and says, who needs second locations anyway? Drinks here.
Let's go.
I mean, you certainly could, you know.
Tessa and Toba have business elsewhere, so they do depart.
But you could certainly stay here and try to tell another tale.
I'll consider this story to Tessa as not your... infamy disrepute check for the port for the day because that was more like a can you impress a member of the pirate council so if you want to do that tell a different story feel free if you want to go back to your ship get it docked and start the process of trying to sell some plunder feel free uh tessa did warn you that you probably want to you know go try and get this mark with a pretty full hole of plunder but you got time between then and now so you know you certainly could sell some stuff now to uh but you know selling stuff in port peril bigger city you know better stuff but Or better ability to sell it for more.
But Quint is like the second largest in terms of like there's a tier list of cities and sell prices.
It's like the second largest right below Port Peril.
So you can still get a really good price here.
Do we sell a little bit, go after a chelish ship, see if we can't find some more documents, get plunder from that, and then go to Port Bear?
Well, I think, you know, you guys have time and you have some other loose ends you potentially still want to deal with.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You know, you haven't met up with your crew that's kind of going from Rickety's to Blood Cove in a long time.
You haven't settled, like, cracking the rock, if that's something you still want to do.
You haven't taken this new ship to yet, like, fully repaired right now.
It...
It functions in sailing, but it's not really going to function in like a ship to ship combat.
You know, it's kind of barely sailing along.
So those are all kind of what I would call your options.
You certainly could, you know, send like half your crew again.
Plus, it's all on her tab.
I might be taking some to go.
I whip out my chalice.
Grady whips out his Borg.
Yeah,
Atlas looks at Kai and says, who needs second locations anyway? Drinks here.
Let's go.
I mean, you certainly could, you know.
Tessa and Toba have business elsewhere, so they do depart.
But you could certainly stay here and try to tell another tale.
I'll consider this story to Tessa as not your... infamy disrepute check for the port for the day because that was more like a can you impress a member of the pirate council so if you want to do that tell a different story feel free if you want to go back to your ship get it docked and start the process of trying to sell some plunder feel free uh tessa did warn you that you probably want to you know go try and get this mark with a pretty full hole of plunder but you got time between then and now so you know you certainly could sell some stuff now to uh but you know selling stuff in port peril bigger city you know better stuff but Or better ability to sell it for more.
But Quint is like the second largest in terms of like there's a tier list of cities and sell prices.
It's like the second largest right below Port Peril.
So you can still get a really good price here.
Do we sell a little bit, go after a chelish ship, see if we can't find some more documents, get plunder from that, and then go to Port Bear?
Well, I think, you know, you guys have time and you have some other loose ends you potentially still want to deal with.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You know, you haven't met up with your crew that's kind of going from Rickety's to Blood Cove in a long time.
You haven't settled, like, cracking the rock, if that's something you still want to do.
You haven't taken this new ship to yet, like, fully repaired right now.
It...
It functions in sailing, but it's not really going to function in like a ship to ship combat.
You know, it's kind of barely sailing along.
So those are all kind of what I would call your options.
You certainly could, you know, send like half your crew again.
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