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Let me start with $7.6 trillion.

7.6 trillion.

That is the number of gallons of rain that the state of Florida has been predicted to receive this week.

And I just want to talk a little bit about it because I, you know, I didn't talk about it yesterday and I've been busy by talking about other stuff.

But I do want to pay tribute to the 7.6 trillion gallons of rain that that Florida has been estimated to receive throughout this week.

Today, where are we? We're on Thursday.

Yeah, so most of it is past us, I understand, but it's not completely past us at all.

There's more.

So what happened has been that there's been this slow moving cold front that's been sweeping across the southern states.

And then, you know, came to Florida and like so many others, decided that it enjoyed Florida and decided to become a stationary front.

And there it has stayed.

The exposure to the front started, oh, I don't know, over the weekend in Pensacola.

Man, they were getting like this torrential rain.

I'm looking at it in my app, in my weather app.

I have two weather apps, and I switch between the two back and forth.

It's interesting to see the difference in forecast between those two, but that's a story for another day.

Here I'm playing with a map, and you see this torrential thing happening in Pensacola, Tallahassee, and then northern Florida.

And kind of, you know, not very quickly, but, you know, steadily, it moves over to the northern part of central Florida around Orlando.

And it just sits.

And so I have one of my maps.

I have it set up to see the radar, and it looks really cool.

But I also set it up to see the little, you know, the little lines and the little indicators about where the... where the cold fronts are and the troughs are and all this stuff, low pressure system.

And yes, we will get to Isaiah or Azaias, but we will get to the hurricane.

But at this point, I'm watching this thing and it just settles in Orlando, kind of sweeps down towards the west, a little bit south and hangs out in Tampa, right? It's just sitting there for a couple of days, rain to the north, a little bit of rain to the south.

We're seeing a little bit here in Venice, Florida.

Let me start with $7.6 trillion.

7.6 trillion.

That is the number of gallons of rain that the state of Florida has been predicted to receive this week.

And I just want to talk a little bit about it because I, you know, I didn't talk about it yesterday and I've been busy by talking about other stuff.

But I do want to pay tribute to the 7.6 trillion gallons of rain that that Florida has been estimated to receive throughout this week.

Today, where are we? We're on Thursday.

Yeah, so most of it is past us, I understand, but it's not completely past us at all.

There's more.

So what happened has been that there's been this slow moving cold front that's been sweeping across the southern states.

And then, you know, came to Florida and like so many others, decided that it enjoyed Florida and decided to become a stationary front.

And there it has stayed.

The exposure to the front started, oh, I don't know, over the weekend in Pensacola.

Man, they were getting like this torrential rain.

I'm looking at it in my app, in my weather app.

I have two weather apps, and I switch between the two back and forth.

It's interesting to see the difference in forecast between those two, but that's a story for another day.

Here I'm playing with a map, and you see this torrential thing happening in Pensacola, Tallahassee, and then northern Florida.

And kind of, you know, not very quickly, but, you know, steadily, it moves over to the northern part of central Florida around Orlando.

And it just sits.

And so I have one of my maps.

I have it set up to see the radar, and it looks really cool.

But I also set it up to see the little, you know, the little lines and the little indicators about where the... where the cold fronts are and the troughs are and all this stuff, low pressure system.

And yes, we will get to Isaiah or Azaias, but we will get to the hurricane.

But at this point, I'm watching this thing and it just settles in Orlando, kind of sweeps down towards the west, a little bit south and hangs out in Tampa, right? It's just sitting there for a couple of days, rain to the north, a little bit of rain to the south.

We're seeing a little bit here in Venice, Florida.