A Very Special Thing SUMMER BREAK #4

Close your mouth, open your ear holes.

Time to start your head with Kevin and Cole.

Can you feel them driving up your brain? And if you think you're hella smart, well buckle up or they're gonna tear you apart.

And send your tears and thoughts on a plate of cake.

Cause it's super.

Super Fun Time Trivia is recorded in front of a live audience.

Alrighty.

Welcome everybody to Super Fun Time Trivia.

Thursday right here at the Moose.

Yeah.

Woo.

If this is your first time.

There's two people in the whole

room happy

to be

here.

That's

pretty usual for us.

That's pretty normal for us.

If this is your first time doing trivia with us, the way that it works is pretty simple.

There are four rounds of trivia.

There are three general knowledge rounds and one music round.

I ask a question.

You have about 30 seconds to answer that question.

At the end of those 30 seconds, I say boards up.

You hold the board up.

I say the correct answer.

If you have the correct answer, you leave your board up.

If you have the incorrect answer, you put your board down.

Kevin Gill, who is this fine-looking gentleman over here, who just loaded his microphone with batteries with the precision of a U.S. Marine circa Gulf War.

Yep.

That's how quickly you did that.

That was incredible.

And I had time to go outside and throw the dead batteries at cars passing by.

At cars passing by or whores

passing by? Both.

Both, okay.

I

guess.

The only rule of trivia is there's no cell phones allowed at your table.

During the trivia rounds, if you take your cell phone out, I'm not going to lie, times have been tough, and I need some cash.

So I'm going to take your cell phone, and I'm going to take a picture of this beautiful painting that was painted... for me by one of our contestants here.

And...

It's fucking insane.

So, I can't show this to you up here because it might be a crime to do so.

It is.

Yeah.

Lots of people draw...

Just rest assured, it's a very well done oil painting.

Someone did an oil painting of a man's genitalia here.

And they're really good.

I'm not kidding, dude.

I thought it was a fucking photo.

If you want to come and see it, you can decide yourself to come and look at it.

You can look at it.

Don't come and look at it.

Don't do that.

Just, you can look at it.

Move

yourself over here

and then look at it.

You can go up, take a peek.

Also, it looks like they have a bit of testicular torsion in the way that it's twisted.

It does,

yeah.

You know what? She didn't

paint the balls well.

Anyways, I'll take a picture of this photo with your phone and send it to your contact named Mom.