Moose

Howard, the catcher.

Batting seventh, the first baseman, Moose Skowron.

Skowron at first base.

Batting eighth, it's Cleet Boyer.

This fellow had a tremendous triple his first time at bat as he hit one over the head of Willie Mays in deep center field.

The ball bounced against the fence 457 feet away.

That was the first hit of the series for the Moose.

Bolin gets ready.

Sport Nation have missed lashes.

Some people might say he's a genius or not, says Moose.

Definitely not.

Definitely not.

Pulsic better start.

And fucking Moose is unstoppable.

I love the American connection.

Maybe we need them both in there, all right? Stop putting tariffs on Canada, and let's get it all together.

Section 28.

The Strange Tale of Caribou and Moose.

Two widows lived side by side in the forest.

Their husbands had long been dead.

Each widow had a little boy.

One boy was called Caribou, the other was called Moose.

One springtime the widows were gathering maple sap to make sugar.

The two boys played at home.

[laughs] Red and James in Virginia are our two Black callers.

Uh, Moose in Montana.

Hi, Moose.

How's it going, boys? Uh, I just had a observation on the Monday night game.

I think Jill Buck late in the third said, "Spags has not taken his foot off the gas." If you use that same analogy for Todd's Broncos, it looked like they were driving a Flintstone Mobile.

They didn't even have a gas pedal to hit.

Wow, there's a shot from Moose.

And you would've thought the crime committed by Nick Wright yesterday criticizing Todd.

You pulled the cop card, Dick Tracy.

Moose.

The Moose.

Did you know that, do you think? First of all, like, obviously I think he's the last player to score a touchdown in the Super Bowl.

I don't believe in Super Bowl 20 anyone ever had a receiving touchdown.

Yeah.

Uh, John Fox coached that team.

But the point of this is to say, do you guys feel good now? Are we, are we over that? Like, I think b- by what Moose was obviously getting at, too, is, "Where wide receivers go to die," it's not about the wide receivers or the coaching.

All right, let's do birthdays, and then we'll do what the hell.

By the way, what do you want to give away today, Moose? Do we have any more tickets? No.

Okay.

Brewskis it is.

I didn't mean to make it weird.

Phil and Jill went up the hill to fetch a birthday trivia.

Tom, you're going to be with Moose.

And Phil lost again.

I'm Justin Acri.

And that's Moose in there.

He does all the real work.

By the way, I really like the new edition, Moose, of the graphic of the guest so we can see Jeff Dancer's handsome face while we're visiting with him.

And he's blowing smoke up our collective patoots.

That was real sweet of him, and it looked real nice.