Want Freedom of London?

Right, swift look through the front pages.

Burnham sends RAF to help Saudis.

Oh, great.

So we just mentioned he's going to go and meet Trump, probably start a war, and our RAF are doing Saudi stuff.

Well, it's been nice knowing you.

The benefit claims for ADHD rise fastest in wealthy areas.

And there is a question to be asked about the weight on the NHS is so long.

There are loads of people paying privately to get a diagnosis, which either is because they want that extra half hour in exams, which at my age, I'd absolutely love.

That was the only half hour I do.

I'm not even taking exams, but I'd love to sit down for half an hour.

That's probably not what you get, is it? It's more about getting on speed.

The Times.

Most inmates will not be given tag before their early release.

This, you know, sometimes when you debate something about a news story and someone will say, oh, it's the thin end of the wedge, slippery slope, blah, blah.

And you think, oh, the old slippery slope fallacy.

It's not always a fallacy when a slope is actually slippy.

It's not a fallacy, is it? Don't worry, we're releasing prisoners early, but not all those violent ones.

Apart from all of these violent ones, but they're not all the violent ones.

And when they are released, they'll be tagged.

Apart from the fact we're not going to tag them.

But other than that, it's exactly what we said, but it's not.

Hey.

Front page of the Daily Mail.

New small boat far security breach as dinghy evades border force to land in Folkestone.

and then some migrants flee.