Oct 5, 2026 · 22 min · 13 segments
🔊 In this episode: • Man City’s Money • Is UK Food Safe? • Andrew v Police • Tories’ Market Fiddling Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen Read…
Stephen AllenHost
Back in the day when there was just football and I didn't care about it, it was so easy.
But then money got s- got involved, and this is why you really should keep money out of football, it means I have to pay attention to it.
And then, I don't know what else happened, but something about Man City got way too much money, which you're not allowed to do.
Like, I don't really care if it ruins the beautiful game, therefore, whatever money you wish to bring in from whichever other nation, yeah, do that.
If the people who do sport like to take enough drugs to turn them into some sort of amphibian so they can win at swimming, yeah, you know what? I'll enjoy it.
Um, the front page of the Star has, "Traitors fixed Maya heart." I'm not gonna read that 'cause it's about the traitors.
I presume one of them is a qualified heart surgeon, and while they're in there, they were like, "You know, I'll do this." And I hope she didn't nominate them as a traitor.
The Times, "Men, do you really need extra testosterone?" Pr- no, you need enough, don't you? Let's not...
Oh, God, blimey, it's gonna be the next thing, isn't it? Somehow sh- could we criminalize testosterone? Testosterone.
Literally, it's a thing that people take to get b- to cheat, and you can have a natural supply of it if you have some supplements.
Or is, is this not just the supplements? Is this gonna be a story about people who have, like, the, the replacement things? They're a bit weird.
The ones where if you want to get back up to your normal level of testosterone, you have to have a gel, and if anyone else in your family touches it, it turns them into a hairy beast.
Um, also on the front page, "Mahmood ministers too quick to pull migration lever to fill gaps." Yeah.
That's not gonna be popular, is it? Uh, who's going next? "Passport may be needed to prove age on social media." Passport.
Back in the day when there was just football and I didn't care about it, it was so easy.
But then money got s- got involved, and this is why you really should keep money out of football, it means I have to pay attention to it.
And then, I don't know what else happened, but something about Man City got way too much money, which you're not allowed to do.
Like, I don't really care if it ruins the beautiful game, therefore, whatever money you wish to bring in from whichever other nation, yeah, do that.
If the people who do sport like to take enough drugs to turn them into some sort of amphibian so they can win at swimming, yeah, you know what? I'll enjoy it.
Um, the front page of the Star has, "Traitors fixed Maya heart." I'm not gonna read that 'cause it's about the traitors.
I presume one of them is a qualified heart surgeon, and while they're in there, they were like, "You know, I'll do this." And I hope she didn't nominate them as a traitor.
The Times, "Men, do you really need extra testosterone?" Pr- no, you need enough, don't you? Let's not...
Oh, God, blimey, it's gonna be the next thing, isn't it? Somehow sh- could we criminalize testosterone? Testosterone.
Literally, it's a thing that people take to get b- to cheat, and you can have a natural supply of it if you have some supplements.
Or is, is this not just the supplements? Is this gonna be a story about people who have, like, the, the replacement things? They're a bit weird.
The ones where if you want to get back up to your normal level of testosterone, you have to have a gel, and if anyone else in your family touches it, it turns them into a hairy beast.
Um, also on the front page, "Mahmood ministers too quick to pull migration lever to fill gaps." Yeah.
That's not gonna be popular, is it? Uh, who's going next? "Passport may be needed to prove age on social media." Passport.
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