SMB #335 - S29E1 South American Biker Gangs - "Suck My D!ck! Class 3, Motherf*cker!"

Brandon, let me give you a little bit of a back story.

I don't know if you've been keeping up with what's going on in South Park pop culture over the summer, but they decided... that in honor of President Donald Trump requesting Lake, whatever Lake Erie, is that what it was? Whatever lake that was Canada or whatever got changed to Lake America.

In honor of that, South Park has decided this season to change the name of their television show to South America.

So welcome to the season 29 premiere of South America.

This is SMB number 335.

Yeah.

335.

And the synopsis for this episode is when e-bikes arrive in South America, the boys take over the streets, and the parents of South America can hardly recognize South America.

Oh, man.

So Brandon, you know, we like to, of course, kick off the pod.

The last time we had you on the format was different.

So I think the last time I might've had you on like a long time ago would have been where I used to go through the episode.

I would record all the clips.

And then when we listened to the clips and reacted, like, as I'm talking about the story, Now what we do, Brandon, is we actually just watched the episode.

So we're reacting to it live, we're pausing, talking about it.

So, and I always, of course, introduce to the listener to what we're about to see and watch as well.

So this episode starts with Leanne Cartman in the bathroom applying makeup as Eric sneaks up on her only to begin sobbing loudly while huddling on the floor.

Hearing the noises outside, Leon then rushes to see what's going on.

He says he got bullied, got called the chubby wubby.

He then proceeds to say he wants to get a bicycle for some exercise so that way others can see him doing it and stop bad-mouthing him.

She agrees and then they go to the bike shop and Cartman's like, I want the $2,000 Voltracer Class 3E bike.

Cartman asks her if she wants the kids to keep bullying him and him to be a fat fuck staying inside, and the shopkeeper stresses that Cartman will have to abide by many rules if he does drive the bike, and Cartman confirms that he will do so, and he will adhere to those rules, Brandon.

That means he's not going to adhere to those rules, Brandon.

Yeah, yeah, no, yeah.

Cartman's track record over the last kind of about 30 years, he's not, yeah, come on.