Damn You, Uncle Lewis - "Shadow Boxer"

Oh, hello.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Do come in out of the terrible weather.

Oh, welcome.

Welcome to my very curious curio shop.

Although I hate to inform you the shop is closed for tonight because there's a...

Well, it's a rather special evening.

It's a monthly meeting of sorts.

So unless you're here for the meeting, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

The nature of the meeting, you ask? Well...

Let me put it to you this way.

Sometimes Uncle Lewis does dreadful things.

Welcome

to Damn You, Uncle Lewis, the Friday the 13th series retrospective podcast.

Ladies, ladies, ladies, and gentlemen, gentlemen, welcome to the Curious Goods Boxatorium.

And the 2020 Perfect Weight Championship Battle for your soul! My name is Patrick the Hattrick, which I know is a hockey reference, but hey, we're in Canada! Let's meet tonight's contenders.

In this corner, dressed as what can only be described as Ruth Bader Ginsburg meets Aeon Flux, Maya the Destroyer Murphy! And in this corner, wearing Little Alpha Nanny's signature red dress and curly wig, Trey Easy Street Dean! But wait, who's that in the other corner? This should be another corner.

This isn't wrestling, it's boxing.

Oh my god! Wearing an ill-fitting suit and an ugly ascot, it's Uncle Lewis! Hi, everybody.

Welcome to another episode of Damn You, Uncle Lewis.

Oh, my gosh.

Uncle Lewis already took out trading.

Trading is out of the match.

The champion! I am the champion! Fear me.

Hi, Maya.

Welcome to the show.

Fear me.

Yeah, I do, baby.

I do.

Hi, everybody.

I'm Patrick, your host.

And Trey Dean, unfortunately, is having technical problems and will not be joining us today for Shadow Boxer.

He will be missed.

He will be missed.

He will be missed.