Let's Fix This Shit

Okay, cupcakes, let's talk about this steaming pile of shit we call the world stage.

Is it the right thing for me to do to blame everything on the far left? No, it's not.

I will also blame the Dallas Cowboys, Kia Auto Manufacturing, and Cherry Kool-Aid.

Why? Because I can't.

We had a president that was basically propped up at his desk in the previous administration for the last two years that he was in office, and either his wife or the Illuminati was running the country because the laughing hyena Harris was not smart enough to sign her name with a crayon.

And if I'm completely honest, I have nothing against Kias or Kool-Aid, but the Dallas Cowboys are just evil.

I was going to do a long, dragged-out 18-page essay on how the economy has crashed, or a 16-page essay on something equally boring.

It's really not my job to bring you up to speed on the current state of the government, world politics, or whether or not to brush your teeth up and down or right to left.

So let's go with a much more concise, to-the-point, and insulting podcast for a while.

Will they be mean? Yes.

Sarcastic? You bet.

Hard to get out of your head? Dear God, I hope so.