RPG Cast – Episode 826: “Development Confirmed!”

apparently broccoli sprouts broccoli sprout broccoli sprouts i'm familiar with bean sprouts not broccoli sprouts

i i sent you the article i know

but um i see the articles i read the headline and then i run away because you're you're it everything's really depressing that you send me because everything's broken and people are dying and why does the broccoli have salmonella

Usually has to do with something contaminating the water.

Because we've deregulated safety regulations and companies have gotten lazy.

It's not even just companies being lazy.

It's just like you've dismantled infrastructure without anyone having time, desire, or encouragement to replace it.

Like, oh, okay.

You're just going to stop doing this and not help anyone or force anyone to replace it? Awesome.

Just awesome.

There was a reason all this was in place.

It's like maybe it was a good thing that there was a regulatory department that could say how much rat hair you could legally have in your food.

Listen, it's good

protein.

With plants, it's usually contaminated water.

Contaminated water? All right.

So what's contaminating the water, though? Usually poop.

Poop.

It all comes back to poop.

It's always about poop.

Alright, so that's your weekly update of What's Broken Now.

Yay! I mean, at least it's not the IV bags.

That one was scary.

No kidding.

I mean, at least you can avoid food.