Jun 30, 2026 · 47 min · 9 segments
The boss man is smoking doobies on the roof...but I think i'm keep my mouth shut yanno, for business purposes
Luke DyckHost
Okay, folks, so as you can see from the episode's title, what is a secret you know? A deep secret, a dark secret that you know about someone that would completely ruin their lives if it came out.

You know what? I feel like I'm actually kind of proud of the fact that I don't feel like I know any super deep, dark secrets from anybody.

If I was just collecting a series of secrets of people that I could ruin, like if it came out, it could ruin their lives.

And it's like, I feel like I'm, who am I hanging out with? You know what I mean? Who am I spending my time with that they need to be hiding all these things? I feel like if you're spending a lot of time with people who are deeply sheltering and harboring some crucial information...

I can't say that that's indicative of the best, closest, most honest group of people, you know? Forewarning, most of these are about some level of infidelity, so you could have guessed.

Infidelity is one of those things that just really, like, you know, just kind of shocks me.

You know, I have sympathy for, like, if someone is just in a loveless relationship both ways, sucks, and then that person just starts seeing somebody else.

You know what? I can honestly kind of understand that when somebody just feels, you know, like they don't matter in a relationship.

But at the end of the day, you should split up with that person before, you know, you go out slanging it around town.

That we could do beforehand, you know, before we just start, you know, letting loose.

But it's, you know, it always just surprises me when it comes to people who are in just perfectly fine relationships.

And they're just like, dang, you know what I thought I just haven't done recently? Cheat on my wife.

Okay, folks, so as you can see from the episode's title, what is a secret you know? A deep secret, a dark secret that you know about someone that would completely ruin their lives if it came out.

You know what? I feel like I'm actually kind of proud of the fact that I don't feel like I know any super deep, dark secrets from anybody.

If I was just collecting a series of secrets of people that I could ruin, like if it came out, it could ruin their lives.

And it's like, I feel like I'm, who am I hanging out with? You know what I mean? Who am I spending my time with that they need to be hiding all these things? I feel like if you're spending a lot of time with people who are deeply sheltering and harboring some crucial information...

I can't say that that's indicative of the best, closest, most honest group of people, you know? Forewarning, most of these are about some level of infidelity, so you could have guessed.

Infidelity is one of those things that just really, like, you know, just kind of shocks me.

You know, I have sympathy for, like, if someone is just in a loveless relationship both ways, sucks, and then that person just starts seeing somebody else.

You know what? I can honestly kind of understand that when somebody just feels, you know, like they don't matter in a relationship.

But at the end of the day, you should split up with that person before, you know, you go out slanging it around town.

That we could do beforehand, you know, before we just start, you know, letting loose.

But it's, you know, it always just surprises me when it comes to people who are in just perfectly fine relationships.

And they're just like, dang, you know what I thought I just haven't done recently? Cheat on my wife.
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