we're in it i'm back
yes sir question
what's that
do you do you do face moisturizing
no
no
no
really like you don't use like sunscreen or whatever
sunscreen like if it's yeah we use sunscreen
no but like i guess like First thing you do after you shower, do you put lotion on?
No.
Okay.
Come
on, man.
What I'm meaning to ask is...
Do I use lotion?
Well, not just lotion.
Sure, yes.
Lotion, body lotion, obviously, yes.
But do you also moisturize your face?
No.
Really? Why?
Why? I mean, why would I?
Why wouldn't you?
Because...
I don't use lotion, dude.
Hmm.
Wait, wait, wait.
You don't use lotion at all?
No.
You just walk around ashy?
Yeah, but you can't tell because I'm white.
And that is our cult open.
Welcome, Jesus Christ.
Welcome back to Popcorn and Patch Notes.
My name is Josh.
And I'm Torian.
And apparently I'm ashy.
But you can't tell.
No, you can't.
Honestly, you can't.
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