Live, Laugh, Bark (ft. Tyra Bangs, Usher, Oprah & Dog People)

Jason, something that will likely be the most divisive thing we discuss.

And I did once say I might vote for Spencer Pratt.

Never forget that.

But I think this will upset more people.

I'm just going to say it anyway.

I...

I have had it with dogs.

I like dogs.

I grew up with a dog.

One day my family may get a dog.

But in the year of our Lord 2026, I'm saying it out loud, dog culture has gone too far.

This is sort of what has set me off.

We were staying at a Holiday Inn Express last weekend because we're successful.

It's like, I think it goes Mallorca, Holiday Inn Express.

Just below.

Just below.

Especially if it's like right off the highway, then, you know, it's basically Mallorca.

This Holiday Inn Express, like I'm sure all Mallorca yachts, had a breakfast buffet.

And Jason, this is a side quest.

Side quest.

Going on a side quest.

If you have three children, a free breakfast in a hotel is absolutely key.

It's going to save you at least $100 on breakfast.

And if you force your children to eat multiple servings, then leave with a fanny pack filled with bagels and yogurt, you're saving on lunch too.

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