Paris Hilton

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I'll tell you what, uh, Paris Hilton took the John Basedow and ran with it.

Oh, yeah.

'Cause she did the John Basedow on the three-quarter.

I would be

like coming to guys fucking each other and be like, well, I got to find a girl like Paris Hilton.

Right.

That's so good.

Just fully sequins.

And I was going to say, oh, they said that Paris Hilton wore one of these dresses for her 21st birthday.

Yeah, I did not find the photo of that online.

Oh, my God.

yeah

this dress

with the um the sort of like I don't know what this is called but it kind of reminds me of like the Chrysler um building in some way um that's what they said Paris Hilton wore to her 21st birthday and I couldn't find any pictures of it

Yeah.

weren't even cute.

Even Paris Hilton wore that hairstyle.

Angie, I could come and work at Lunatic Fringe.

You are hired.

I just had...

The romanticizing of this couple that had what seemed to be like an up and down relationship, the fact that they died in such a tragic way at such a young age, at the height of when, maybe not the height, but like right as the paparazzi were starting to, you know, I would say the height was more like the Paris Hilton, Britney Spears days, but like right when it was starting to rev up and this obsession that everybody had.

It was pretty bad for them.

Yeah, they were the ones I feel like really, the first time where people just were like, I have to know what he's doing, and all of that, and the wedding.

Legend has it, Albert Einstein actually worked at Oktoberfest as an electrician for his family business.

And Paris Hilton is permanently banned there since 2006.

Don't try to steal the beer steins, right, Jack? Your dad found out the hard way.

No, his buddy who stole a beer behind him found out the hard way.

She had Jake Paul in the box, which is maybe one of the worst looks you can have.

Of all the looks, of all the people you can have in the box, like whatever, family members, friends, celebrities, you got Paris Hilton and Jake Shane.

And Paris Hilton doesn't know that it's a bad look to be in Sabalenka.

She doesn't even know where she is, so that's fine.

Paris Hilton goes, yay.

Jake Shane, did you know that Sabalenka's husband started Oakberry Acai? Yes.

i don't know what

Oh, I don't know.

Was it maybe Paris Hilton? And was it maybe at? classic antique nightclub,

Le Deux.

Yes, it was.

So at this point, this girl's a punchline, which is evidenced most clearly at her 2013 appearance on Letterman just before the second Betty Ford stay.

And this appearance actually went semi-viral in 2021 after hashtag free Britney made everyone re-examine the way that late night hosts treated these young women.

And David Letterman also famously went hard on Paris Hilton post-jail.

But the moment for Lindsay was fleeting and it's probably the closest culture has gotten to remorse for the way that we pilloried her.

You're awesome.

Paris Hilton, the infinite icon herself, is on the show.

Paris, love the film.

Thank you.

he was like the nucleus of a whole like Hollywood social scene, 70s.

I mean, I joked with him.

He's like the original Paris Hilton.

I mean, he was the guy that everybody wanted to hang out with.