J.J. Harder on the metaphysics, lore & legality of Der Viener Schlinger

I think I should take a step back though, Tony, and say-

Yes

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Nebraskans think it's normal to have a hot dog launcher at their stadium.

It is actually absolutely not.

Right.

Still.

Very few stadia in this country, or arenas, have this.

The T-shirt cannon, the T-shirt gun's pretty common now around the country, but hot dogs, honestly only about 10 or 12 around the, of all the sports in the whole country.

I list them in the article.

So-

Yeah

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I think it's important, uh, to understand that.

And people understand the concept, the Brian Glo Master Blaster, Der Wienerschlinger.

This actually goes back to early 20th century potato guns, which I didn't mention in the article, but-

Yes

... you know, may- you might have done this in science club, where you learn how to shoot a a peeled potato.

There's also one I found on the internet called the Burrito Blaster that shoots-

Yes

... as you might imagine, burritos.

But- Anyway, so another thing I didn't mention in the article, I had a whole paragraph that they cut about how...

And I love everything to do with this, just 'cause it's so hilarious, right? And y- you know what I did in the article, as I usually do, is I try to be extremely comprehensive, right?

Yes.

Because I feel like if you can't get the articles about the stupid things right, you can't get the articles about the important things right.