296 - The Big Sleep

Do

you ever feel like you got a book in you

or a movie in you or a story at least, a script? I got something on my ass.

I'm trying to figure out.

Is that a DVD? I mean, I know you got a bug

up your ass.

I'm not talking about that.

Is that a laser disc?

And

now I don't

even like the

guy.

Well, you've never seen Seinfeld the sitcom, right?

I mean, I've seen episodes, but I never like, you know.

People will reference it, and I'll be like, I know that one.

Don't know that one.

Right.

You know? No kidding.

I'm the one who references it.

I was going to say, you do it all the time, probably way over my head.

I don't even realize it.

Well, then I just, for you, I just go, it's a Seinfeld thing.

And then I explain.

Like, I'm your special needs friend.

And I explain the scene in great detail.

Right, right, right.

Have you seen the, damn, dude, that knee is still gnarly.

It's a new gnarly every time I see you.

It's a new gnarly.

Imagine your whole body was covered in that.

The new gnarly.

The new gnarly.

What does that sound like, the new gnarly? New gnarly.

Sounds like what you're going to

tonight.

The new gnarly.

Where's he playing? Where's that at? A surfboard

technology.

Is that another Seinfeld reference?

Gnarly sounds like surfing.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The new Gnarly.

Anyway, where am I going tonight? Oh, going to Jack White in concert.

Hopefully he doesn't put me to sleep, the big sleep.

Where's he playing? The Big Awake.

Paramount

Theater in Brooklyn here.

You going to walk to that? Yeah.

That's nice.

Living in New York City, doing New York.

I'm going to walk and go see Jack White perform and walk home.

I was

going to take the chopper.

Wait, do you mean the helicopter or do you mean the...

I meant the helicopter.

The chopper.

I guess it's...

No, they call

it choppers.

Yeah, for

sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

For sure.

Because

what's a copter?

Obviously, it's also a helicopter.

I guess people call it...

You know what? I like the whirlybird.

I guess the military doesn't use that.

Get the goddamn whirlybird.

We

got to get out of here.

What is it called? The president's helicopter.

Marine one?

I think it is, which does make sense to me because that should be like a boat.

Well, I guess

it gets you to the boat.

Is that it? Is the boat associated with the chopter?

Well, the chopter

can land on the boat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's always impressive.

I don't think

Air Force One can.

I think it's huge.

You know what I'd like to see? I don't know.

Maybe it can.

I'd like to see a boat board a chopter.

Where are we going to get that technology? And then the chopter flies off with the boat in tow?

This was Arnold's first take.

Get to the copter.

Cut.

Arnold, it's great.

It's great.

I love your enthusiasm.

It's chopper.

We're going for chopper.

What do you mean chopper? Chopper's a bike.

I'll bend at them.

Better.