Mar 12, 2025 · 41 min · 22 segments
# 🤑 The Monkey King and friends are making money and staying in fancy hotels🤑 What is this that you heard about them being monks? What? No. That's ridiculous. They don't know why you thought that…
I have some theories on what was eating all those monks at the monastery." Xuanzang nodded thoughtfully.
She's a secret monster"? But Master pulled rank and demanded that he rescue her, taking her to a monastery where monks just happened to be getting devoured in the night, and then she kidnapped the Tang monk when the net started to close around her, and now she was gonna marry the Tang monk for some reason before consuming his flesh to live forever.
"Okay, just, like, agree to marry her, but say that you wanna go on a walk outside in the orchard.
I'll be in the form of a peach, and then I'll use her liver and lungs as a speed bag until she agrees to let you go." "Sounds good," Xuanzang said when the mole cricket hopped away as the young woman approached.
"What sounds good?" "Um, who has two thumbs and is willing to forsake everything he believes in in order to marry a woman who kidnapped him?" Xuanzang paused.
I have some theories on what was eating all those monks at the monastery." Xuanzang nodded thoughtfully.
She's a secret monster"? But Master pulled rank and demanded that he rescue her, taking her to a monastery where monks just happened to be getting devoured in the night, and then she kidnapped the Tang monk when the net started to close around her, and now she was gonna marry the Tang monk for some reason before consuming his flesh to live forever.
"Okay, just, like, agree to marry her, but say that you wanna go on a walk outside in the orchard.
I'll be in the form of a peach, and then I'll use her liver and lungs as a speed bag until she agrees to let you go." "Sounds good," Xuanzang said when the mole cricket hopped away as the young woman approached.
"What sounds good?" "Um, who has two thumbs and is willing to forsake everything he believes in in order to marry a woman who kidnapped him?" Xuanzang paused.
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