444: Dwarves: Ortnit Wit

🗡️**Ortnit has it all.** The strength of twelve men. A secret, super lineage. A dwarven sword and unbreakable armor. The question is, what is he going to do with it? Start a war to try to date a princess? Start a war to try to date a princess! 😈 **The Creature: Tarasque** If it looks like a Bowser, bites like a Bowser, and scratches like a Bowser, it's either a Bowser or it's the Tarasque. If it *sings* like a Bowser then it's probably a Jack Black. \--- 📖 **The Book!** Myths and Legends has our first book coming out on **December 1st**! FOR THE KING is a comprehensive retelling of Arthurian legend, focused on humanity and written for the modern age. If you like the podcast, you'll love the book, and preorders are a massive help to us.  Check it out here: https://myths.link/preorder 🔗 **Links**: **Disclaimer**: https://myths.link/444 **Membership**: https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership **Myths and Legends YouTube**:https://myths.link/youtube 💬 **Social**: **Discord**: https://myths.link/discord **Instagram**: https://myths.link/instagram **Bluesky**: https://myths.link/bluesky \--- 📢 **Sponsors** **BetterHelp**: Today's episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/myths. **Home Chef**: For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners 50% off and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to https://homechef.com/myths. **Mint Mobile**: To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://mintmobile.com/legends. **Wayfair**: Transform your space with pieces that hold up to real life. Join Wayfair Rewards today and get five percent back on every purchase. Head to https://wayfair.com or shop the Wayfair app for all things home.  \--- 🎵 **Music Credits** *Didion* by Blue Dot Sessions *Corner at Mirabel* by Blue Dot Sessions *Gilbert* by Breakmaster Cylinder *World 4 - Trees* by Breakmaster Cylinder *Pixelwash Synthwaves* by Breakmaster Cylinder *Sequin Lobster* by Breakmaster Cylinder