Bowser

Yeah.

Bowser, Super Ma- Mario.

Yeah.

Rumpelstiltskin, Shrek 4.

I'm going Bowser.

Sure.

[laughs]

Ken is barely a villain.

Somehow.

And Katara station asks the Mario movie from 2023, but now it's rock who's sent to Bowser's kingdom and roll is sent to the mushroom kingdom.

How does it go?

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Rock is sent to the Bowser's gate.

Rock is sent to Bowser's kingdom and roll is sent to the mushroom kingdom.

I still have the Jedi costume.

And I got that Bowser costume.

Bowser.

Do you dress

up for Halloween?

But there's a car very similar to that one that is out at High Plains.

And they dressed it up as Bowser.

It's the exact same car with the exact same coloring.

except it was Bowser, and they were dressed as Mario and Luigi, and they had these little fireball whiskeys, and they just kept jumping up going, woohoo, and they would throw the fireballs at everybody.

But I was like, the Bowser car is here, and I was going to go up and talk to them and realize that was a Kellogg's car.

Did they change it? That's

really far for them to drive.

This guy is, like, waiting to beat up some socas in the fucking park.

Bowser never had abs like that.

Well, and now his brother-

Melzer has better abs than Bowser.

Well, of course.

But, uh, now his brother's had his first match.

You need to at least be able to capture the essence of what made that game great.

Because Mario is basically a guy jumping across the Mushroom Kingdom, hitting bricks, fighting Bowser and saving the princess.

And if you adapt that to a movie, that's kind of boring.

You don't want to watch two hours of a guy punching bricks.

Yeah, it's cool.

For natural disasters, one of the things is Bowser attacks.

Oh.

I have that later in

here.

So let me finish my little set dressing here and we'll get to some, there's a lot, I got a lot to say about this game.

So during the development even, Miyamoto actually worked directly alongside Will Wright, the designer of the original game, to make the port the best that it could be, even though it's not just a straight port because the SNES version does add things like new building types that weren't present in the original game and certain events that they gave a little Nintendo twist to, like Chris mentioning that the monster attack from the original game, which was a Godzilla-like creature, is Bowser in the Super Nintendo version.

Also, if

Vertical.

So long game Bowser.

Uh, yeah, this is so fun that I absolutely, I want this to happen.

I feel like this is like a coordinated athletics.