Maybe I'm the Skunk Man (#238)

Oh, it's about as red state as it gets, and by the way-

Yeah

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there are three other initiatives on the Idaho ballot this, this, this fall that get re- each one is redder.

So if you think, okay, a, voting on the official rifle of the state of Idaho, okay, whatever.

That seems crazy, but let's do it.

Number two, voting on, uh, whether or not to make, to declare English the official language of Idaho, which is just a racist slap in the face, right? [laughs] Like, what, like, what does that even mean?

[laughing] Is there a problem there with people, like-

What could possibly be a problem? Wha, wha-

Are, are people posting street signs in Spanish in there, like [laughs]?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, the, the, the, the toughest thing in the world is when you walk up to like, um, you know when you walk into like Chipotle, and you're ready to make your order, but they're just speaking Spanish? And you're just like, "Hey, official language is English.

Speak it here at Chipotle." [both laughing] Like, what? Where are people-- Uh, you go to school, my kids are always in the classroom, and they're like, "My math teacher only speaks Spanish, and we gotta make English the [laughs] official language, so I don't understand math now."

My, my favorite taco stand here in LA, I was gonna take it to you, uh, take you to it when we were here, but we just didn't have time.

Um, it, there's no English there.

You can't, you just can't speak English.

It's, and it's so, but I, it's an adventure [laughs].

You go and, like, you know, I'm, I can get my way a little bit around Spanish, and I like going there and just, like, trying my Spanish as best I can, right? [laughs] Like-

Right.

Uh, no, no, people, I think people do order in English, and they can, but they're not, they're not really responding to you in English, and, and it, the food is fucking amazing.

And also, the, it, the food is amazing, and by the way, it's, it's not, you, you probably get your order right, and the, the same people who wanna make English the official language of, uh, Idaho or America or whatever, the, like, when those people travel abroad, they sure as hell need there to be people who speak English in every other f- country that they go to.

Yeah.

They sure as hell are like, "Well, speak by--" They wanna make English the official language of the globe, is what they wanna do, because they're, they don't wanna-

Mm-hmm

... like, be, they don't wanna be subjected to someone talking about them behind their back or speaking a language they don't understand, because it's that thing of like, "Oh, I, I'm free to navigate the, the, the world, but the rest of the world has to do it on my terms." That's an interesting thing.