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Raph.

What do you know about Italians? Anything? Have you ever met an Italian? I've

never met an Italian.

I've actually never met an Italian.

Or anyone of

Italian descent.

I'm familiar with the glory of ancient Rome.

Are there any Romans left? Yeah, well, we are.

We're the last of the Romans.

Yeah, that's true.

We're the last of the Romans.

Apart from that, when I think of Italy...

I picture it in my mind.

I think of, like, you know, the rolling hills of Tuscany.

Yep.

I think about, you know, the Colosseum.

Yep.

Venice.

About the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Leaning Tower of Pisa.

That's an

embarrassment.

That's a complete embarrassment.

After all these years, no one has thought to do anything about it.

It's just a people-lacking initiative, is what I would say.

So that's what I picture.

I picture the beauty of the Amalfi Coast.

But I'll tell you something I don't picture.

Hmm? That's right, folks.