Aug 5, 2026 · 1 hr 43 min · 22 segments
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[upbeat music] Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Mass Virgin.
I'm Brian, and I love crusty lips.
[laughs] And I'm Kim, and if you're not vibing through life, what are you doing?
Right.
They irritate me to no end.
I don't like them.
Are you vibing?
I've never vibed once, I don't think, and I'm okay with that.
Um-
Your vibes are not Bachelor right now, bruh.
No, my vibes are low or the aura is the wrong color or whatever.
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[upbeat music] Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Mass Virgin.
I'm Brian, and I love crusty lips.
[laughs] And I'm Kim, and if you're not vibing through life, what are you doing?
Right.
They irritate me to no end.
I don't like them.
Are you vibing?
I've never vibed once, I don't think, and I'm okay with that.
Um-
Your vibes are not Bachelor right now, bruh.
No, my vibes are low or the aura is the wrong color or whatever.
