Kraken Cans Cast: Cryptids, Urban Legends, and All Things Spooky
Oct 15, 2026 · 19 min · 10 segments
Is she human… or is something a little *off*? 🍻 This week we're diving into one of the internet's strangest rabbit holes: the bizarre viral speculation surrounding Susan Dell, wife of billionaire…
So there were some things about Susan Dell's mannerisms during this appearance that struck me as unusual and many others out there.
And I'm going to talk about what I noticed and why it caught my attention.
And I'm not trying to body shame her, make fun of her looks or experience.
Oh, you get off.
Listen, you can't go into this episode and every three seconds be like, I'm not trying to offend.
I'm not
trying to get political.
I'm not.
Just say the damn episode.
Get into it.
No disclaimers.
Her head movements, body language, blinking all struck me as unusually robotic.
That's kind of messed up to get on her blinking, though.
Shut up.
I wouldn't make fun of the way somebody blinks.
They can't help that.
Well, the way her eyes seemed to move around the room almost reminded me of something scanning its surroundings or kind of like it was recalibrating.
Even her posture looked incredibly stiff and rigid.
Watching the clip, I couldn't shake the feeling that something about her movements just seemed off to me.
And honestly, the whole thing reminded me of the animatronics at Disney World, whether it's the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Magic Kingdom, or Spaceship Earth over at Epcot.
You know what I'm talking about.
These figures are designed to look and move like real people, but they're mechanical.
There's something about the way their eyes move, the stiffness of their bodies, and the way they hold their expressions that can make them feel a little uncanny.
That's the comparison that came to mind when I watched the footage of her appearance at the White House.
So there were some things about Susan Dell's mannerisms during this appearance that struck me as unusual and many others out there.
And I'm going to talk about what I noticed and why it caught my attention.
And I'm not trying to body shame her, make fun of her looks or experience.
Oh, you get off.
Listen, you can't go into this episode and every three seconds be like, I'm not trying to offend.
I'm not
trying to get political.
I'm not.
Just say the damn episode.
Get into it.
No disclaimers.
Her head movements, body language, blinking all struck me as unusually robotic.
That's kind of messed up to get on her blinking, though.
Shut up.
I wouldn't make fun of the way somebody blinks.
They can't help that.
Well, the way her eyes seemed to move around the room almost reminded me of something scanning its surroundings or kind of like it was recalibrating.
Even her posture looked incredibly stiff and rigid.
Watching the clip, I couldn't shake the feeling that something about her movements just seemed off to me.
And honestly, the whole thing reminded me of the animatronics at Disney World, whether it's the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Magic Kingdom, or Spaceship Earth over at Epcot.
You know what I'm talking about.
These figures are designed to look and move like real people, but they're mechanical.
There's something about the way their eyes move, the stiffness of their bodies, and the way they hold their expressions that can make them feel a little uncanny.
That's the comparison that came to mind when I watched the footage of her appearance at the White House.
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