It's the Kentucky WRAP UP!

Actually, you almost sound better.

Hell yeah.

Yeah, you do.

I prefer if I look better than before, but I'll take that too.

Well, I can't tell you, your camera's muted.

Well, it's because I'm not wearing pants, but I can turn it on if you want.

I thought you had enough of that already this weekend.

We had enough of Joe and John.

It's okay.

Yeah, it's 2026.

Pink

banana hammock, it's enough.

We learned that

Mike is very hard to rattle.

This time around, I knew.

Acceptance is the first step.

You know what I mean? I knew it was going to happen, so you just got to Go easy.

Did you know

the birthday sombrero was going to happen?

Yes, I did.

Because apparently every meetup is now my birthday, whatever

it is.

And I was not nearly hammered enough to play it off well.

I was holding

up like an empty tequila bottle.

Empty tequila margarita glass.

What was great about that was like the extreme enthusiasm that the workers there brought to it.

Oh, dude, they did.

And they were so enthusiastic, like the whole restaurant was

looking

over.

it was hilarious

that

at all no dude no no that was it was great and and for whatever it's worth i never did that kind of shot of tequila before like you know with the glass and the salt and the the lime so and jess is like oh you gotta have one And so we did it together and it was like, that's the first time I ever did that.

So

you got to do a shot with Jess Jones.

I mean, you can't, you can't,

you know, are you kidding?

So it was fun.

That was fun.

All right.

Alessandro, are you good? I hope

so.

Sounds good.

Great.

And we can't see below your waist.

So that's good too.

So don't

worry.

All right, Joe.

All

right, so we started again.

We started again because we care about your good time.

Yeah, we're not like those hacks over at Uncle Joe's that have audio

issues and stuff like that.

No, that never happens.

I'm joking.

I'm joking.

That is funny, though.

Uncle Joe just had a disclaimer on our last podcast and talked about some poor audio.

And I'm like, that sounds better than my podcast does every time.

I don't know.

i'm listening to it too and i'm like wait what

well you know i actually i listened to the um the negative positives that i was on last year because i'm a narcissist uh right before the right before the chattanooga meetup and there was there was a bad echo everybody was muted and you didn't talk to me for like an hour um that is true i had had you on my podcast by that point like seven times

There wasn't a lot for us to talk about, Joe.

That's a little exaggeration, Joe.

No, you had spoken for about 20 minutes about your life and things that you had done camera-wise, which was the first time you had done that, probably since the fucking first year of your podcast,

you know? Well, I mean, Joe, we're at the point in our relationship now where most of our communication with each other is intimate and a series of sign language and clicks.

Very short

encounters.

we have messaged each other farts in the middle of the night we have we have yeah um yeah anyway hey welcome to uh welcome to joe clinton and mike and uh garen and alessandro make a uh memoir of the weekend podcast what about gutterman he said his name's mike yeah i should have said oh you left me out and you're referring to gutterman all right i said mike twice dog holy

shit did you say mike twice i did

okay this is why this is why marriages don't work out because men don't listen whatever bro whatever um this is a wrap up on the weekend the uh second annual no no you got to use the right phrase come on gutterman say it

oh yeah this is uh the great film photo meet up to electric boogaloo we look at chucky autopsy report

and that's boogaloo

that's right that's right here's uh here's hey this is one of the last ones i sent to joe I don't

understand how yours made like a metallic noise.

It's because that was an explosion on the toilet.

That's the sound

of

porcelain.

I hope our friend Andre Dominguez doesn't listen to this because he's just going to be like apoplectic.

Oh, man.

Oh, God.

So this has now turned into a fetish podcast, which I've always wanted.

No, it hasn't.

No, it hasn't.

Next week, furries.

No,

no. Mike, you need to...

And in that podcast, I fired you because you were talking shit.

And where's my...

I was actually going to rip the...

Hey, it's a pull-out contest, Mike.

Whip them, put them on the table because I used it then.

And the stubbing a little bitch.

Anyway, let's talk about the weekend, you guys.

And...

Don't try to associate Scott being a little you-know-what to me, man.

That's Clayton all day long.

So how was the weekend? Everybody have fun this weekend? What did we do? It was fun, and it was sweaty AF, as the kids say.

Before we get this started, I know we went down a bad place here a couple minutes ago.

I'm going to take full responsibility for starting this trend, so this is the first one I sent to Joe.

I think there's one that I sent to you where you can hear Josette say, I didn't smell that, Papa.

Oh, my

gosh.

So my cousin, when we would do the cassette tape.

That was another one.

That was another one.

There's lots of

these.

So this is

pay-per-listen, $5 a minute.

Why is that not going?

Yeah.

GET IT TOGETHER!

Well, at least we know we'll lose anyone serious right away.

We won't waste their time.

All right.

Now that we've put an autopsy on the fart report, let's get to the meetup.