Harland David Sanders

Yes, 77% of the audience says Colonel Clink.

12% for Colonel Harland Sanders.

7% for Colonel Tom Parker, and still 3% for Colonel Jeffrey Noble.

Colonel Harland Sanders would've done better before Chick-fil-A arrived on the scene.

Took away so much of the, uh, so much of the fried chicken market.

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Why are you the only one who knows how to make that apple pie everybody love? Why are you the only one who know how? So you mean to tell me, can't nobody else make that sweet potato pie recipe but you? So you're going to just die and you're not going to tell nobody what the secret was.

Even Colonel Sanders left his secret.

Now, come on now.

Even Colonel Sanders said, yeah, I make some good chicken, but when I'm gone, y'all going to keep making it.

What I'm saying to you is, why is it that you're the only one? So you own all this real estate and you didn't share that with nobody.

You're not going to tell nobody how to do that.

And it was this old room that just had a bunch of storage stuff in it and everything.

And we opened the door and there was this guy looked like Colonel Sanders.

Um, yep.

Nope.

Happy birthday to Charles Esten, Deacon Claiborne on Nashville.

Possibly, happy birthday to Colonel Sanders.

Uh-oh.

Colonel Sanders done killed more n****s than gangs.

Yeah.

Happy birthday to Otis Redden.

I hope he went out there docking the bay with Colonel Sanders.

That could have been crazy.

Happy birthday to Charles Esten, Deacon Claiborne on Nashville.

Possibly, happy birthday to Colonel Sanders.

Uh-oh.

Colonel Sanders done killed more n****s than gangs.

Yeah.

Happy birthday to Otis Redden.

I hope he went out there docking the bay with Colonel Sanders.

That could have been crazy.

was like, oh shit, Sterling Hayden doing something different.

Looking like Colonel Sanders.

But he's preserving his bodily fluids.

Or his precious bodily fluids or whatever.

all kinds of new programs to increase productivity yeah something we're not doing now yeah

to actually help people want to come to work yes yeah like

oh yeah i love going to work now yeah mm-hmm yeah job caring yeah job sure child care child care he's like so colonel sanders aka uh sterling hayden comes through and he don't ever come down and he's like i need to holler frank yeah shoot a man yeah because productivity's two weeks six weeks six weeks sorry six weeks and you do all this gangster i gotta see the man who's in charge

yeah

I just love that.

We're, we're taking nutrition advice from like Colonel Sanders.

Now

that man was Colonel Sanders.

I'm pretty sure.

I mean, seriously, anybody can put on a suit these days, I suppose.

I'm the one with not the answers.

You're wrong, Colonel Sanders.

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