Jew Girl: a New Girl Podcast for the Jewcurious
Sep 6, 2026 · 52 min · 9 segments
Russell, Mick Mouse, and Wilmer Valderrama walk into a spaceship, thus keeping the spark alive. Come with us as we kvetch in the desert and marvel at how that mana from heaven looks surprisingly like…
Sure.
Cece breaks things off with Schmidt because after that pregnancy scare, everything was feeling too Intense, quote, even though really she just doesn't know what to do with all her feelings about actually liking him.
Cece's Russian model roommate, Nadia, best character in the entire show, best character, is like, oh, OK, now I can go out with him.
And their date is just the funniest scene in the whole series, objectively.
Anyway, we find out later that she broke his penis on that date.
And then she confesses it's because she likes him.
A little unclear, but I think that's the vibe.
I think so.
Jess, meanwhile, has come face to face with Russell's whole thing with his ex-wife, which is full of hatred and vitriol, but like in a way that I guess is sort of passionate, like angry, but fiery and spicy.
And Jess gets jealous and she tries to annoy Russell to see if that fans the flame of that angry passion.
passion and you know ignites some sort of spark in their own relationship it does not work and Russell's just like fiery passion is overrated and I don't want to do that again but Jess decides that she does so that's finally the end of Russell and
Jess and we only took however many episodes I'm sure it's the exact number of episodes I predicted
And Jay's been rooting against him every moment along the way.
Off to the senior center with you, Russell.
Oh, that's elder abuse for my brother Jay, everybody.
That's ageism.
No, no, no, I'm just
kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Nick has decided to swear off women and pour his energy into growing tomatoes on the roof.
which he's not very good at.
Sure.
Cece breaks things off with Schmidt because after that pregnancy scare, everything was feeling too Intense, quote, even though really she just doesn't know what to do with all her feelings about actually liking him.
Cece's Russian model roommate, Nadia, best character in the entire show, best character, is like, oh, OK, now I can go out with him.
And their date is just the funniest scene in the whole series, objectively.
Anyway, we find out later that she broke his penis on that date.
And then she confesses it's because she likes him.
A little unclear, but I think that's the vibe.
I think so.
Jess, meanwhile, has come face to face with Russell's whole thing with his ex-wife, which is full of hatred and vitriol, but like in a way that I guess is sort of passionate, like angry, but fiery and spicy.
And Jess gets jealous and she tries to annoy Russell to see if that fans the flame of that angry passion.
passion and you know ignites some sort of spark in their own relationship it does not work and Russell's just like fiery passion is overrated and I don't want to do that again but Jess decides that she does so that's finally the end of Russell and
Jess and we only took however many episodes I'm sure it's the exact number of episodes I predicted
And Jay's been rooting against him every moment along the way.
Off to the senior center with you, Russell.
Oh, that's elder abuse for my brother Jay, everybody.
That's ageism.
No, no, no, I'm just
kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Nick has decided to swear off women and pour his energy into growing tomatoes on the roof.
which he's not very good at.
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