Jew Girl: a New Girl Podcast for the Jewcurious
Jul 15, 2026 · 51 min · 11 segments
1, 2, 3, 4, KAREEM, ABDUL-JABBAR! This week we learn about True American, Truth on the forehead, and develop a Truly fantastic screenplay idea—copyright us, Robin & Jay™. Also Russell is a golem.
Well, let's jump into a recap.
After spending a week straight at Russell's fancy place, Jess invites him to spend some time at the loft.
Jess tells the roommates to be normal for once, but they do not be normal.
So to break the awkwardness at dinner, Jess suggests a game of True American, which is a chaotic floor is lava drinking game with inscrutable rules and a loose Candyland like structure.
Yeah.
That famously starts with the chant, one, two, three, four, JFK, FDR, which is classic.
Everybody gets wasted.
Russell's having a great time with the guys, even after Jess wants him to come to bed.
And the next day he is too hungover to go apple picking, thus ruining the nice weekend Jess had planned.
But Jess doesn't want to confront him because fighting is what Russell and his ex-wife did.
She's the cool girlfriend, I guess.
Yeah.
Nick and Schmidt try to pitch Russell their invention called Real Apps, which is just random tools taped to a phone.
Until Russell points out it sounds like the word relapse.
In insisting Russell hold the prototype, they stab him in the hand with it,
one of
the tools.
And because they are out of Band-Aids, Jess tries to tape a napkin to his hand, which is just the cherry on the top of Russell witnessing their whole not-so-polished living conditions.
And he leaves upset.
Later, Jess confronts him about judging her lifestyle, saying she's not going to apologize for her world, except for the hand-stabbing, and they make up.
Meanwhile, Winston has a new job again.
He is working with Joe Napoli, a famous but Just despicable sports radio host who's a real jerk to him.
He considers quitting, but Alvin, the kid he nannied, intentionally gets him nanny blacklisted by making up something about drugs.
But like in an encouraging way.
And Russell's advice to Winston is to get revenge by... dipping his testicles in Napoli's milkshakes, which Winston does.
Well, let's jump into a recap.
After spending a week straight at Russell's fancy place, Jess invites him to spend some time at the loft.
Jess tells the roommates to be normal for once, but they do not be normal.
So to break the awkwardness at dinner, Jess suggests a game of True American, which is a chaotic floor is lava drinking game with inscrutable rules and a loose Candyland like structure.
Yeah.
That famously starts with the chant, one, two, three, four, JFK, FDR, which is classic.
Everybody gets wasted.
Russell's having a great time with the guys, even after Jess wants him to come to bed.
And the next day he is too hungover to go apple picking, thus ruining the nice weekend Jess had planned.
But Jess doesn't want to confront him because fighting is what Russell and his ex-wife did.
She's the cool girlfriend, I guess.
Yeah.
Nick and Schmidt try to pitch Russell their invention called Real Apps, which is just random tools taped to a phone.
Until Russell points out it sounds like the word relapse.
In insisting Russell hold the prototype, they stab him in the hand with it,
one of
the tools.
And because they are out of Band-Aids, Jess tries to tape a napkin to his hand, which is just the cherry on the top of Russell witnessing their whole not-so-polished living conditions.
And he leaves upset.
Later, Jess confronts him about judging her lifestyle, saying she's not going to apologize for her world, except for the hand-stabbing, and they make up.
Meanwhile, Winston has a new job again.
He is working with Joe Napoli, a famous but Just despicable sports radio host who's a real jerk to him.
He considers quitting, but Alvin, the kid he nannied, intentionally gets him nanny blacklisted by making up something about drugs.
But like in an encouraging way.
And Russell's advice to Winston is to get revenge by... dipping his testicles in Napoli's milkshakes, which Winston does.
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