dave england needed surgery after sticking his finger in a butthole

Uh, yeah, I brought my little buddy, White Snake.

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Who will he attack first?

How did you do that, sir?

Oh, I just put two little googly eyes on it.

That's how I did it.

Well, that's not what I was exactly referring to.

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Oh, well, funny you should ask because, um, you asked me to stick my hand through a hole I couldn't see what was on the other side of.

I'd seen some bad shit go down beforehand, and so I was, I was scared and I, I'm gonna have to illustrate it with this hand, but I, I, I figured if I just go in and go out as quickly as I can, that'll get me...

Like, 'cause I knew eventually I'd have to go farther, but that first time I would just go in fast, and, uh, little did I know, Zach's spread open butt cheeks were on the other side.

My middle finger here hooked his butt hole, got bent, just put leverage on it, bent my finger all the way backwards, and then I pulled it out and it was all cockeyed and crazy.

And, uh, apparently the, I needed to go back and get the coin, so I just, just kind of put that pain to, to the side, went back in, fished around for a while, got the coin.

I thought I just jammed it, but, um, turns out I ripped the tendon off the tip of my finger and it recoiled down into the lower part of my finger, and it took so long to figure out what was going on, it eventually went all the way down into my palm.

So they had to fish it out of my palm, shove it back up in my finger, stretch it out, and hook it to a metal anchor at the tip of my finger.

How do you injure your finger like that on something so round and soft?

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I, I really don't know.

I mean, I was pretty stressed out in the moment.

I think that, like, I was very tensed up.

That's the only thing I could think of.

And also, I mean, it was the leverage.

I, I'm pretty sure...

I mean, I couldn't see what was going on.