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I'm like, "Gosh, she sure was bossy."

[laughs]

Think about me saying that.

You know, the bossiest bitch in all of podcasting.

I'm like, [laughs] "She, she sure thinks highly of herself."

[laughs]

That's pretty rich coming from me, right? Okay, moving along.

Let me tell you what I've had it with.

Okay.

I've had it with Switzerland.

Yeah?

Switzerland, for years, my entire life, you could say, "I don't know.

I'm Switzerland on this issue.

I don't have an opinion.

I'm Switzerland." Famously, the Swiss have no opinion about anything until the United States gets its very first fragile ego, blowjob-giving dictator-

[laughs]

... named Kinks.

And then all of a sudden, Switzerland is bending over, much like the aforementioned Kinks did with the blowjob to Bubba, but they're bending over to Bubba because they wanna reach around, pun intended-

Yeah.

[laughs]

... for their, um, [laughs] for their tariffs, right? And so Switzerland, who famously doesn't take a position on anything, you take a position with this idiotic danger to th- the entire world, and you bend the knee to this dried up old queen in his Marie Antoinette era that's torturing everybody.

Now Switzerland decides to take a position on something? I have had it from top to bottom.

I am boycotting Switzerland, despite one of my favorite tennis players being from Switzerland, Roger Federer, and doing a whole ad campaign trying to promote Switzerland.

Furthermore, I think we should all boycott Rolexes.

Yeah.