Favorite Cold Opens with the Office Ladies

[gentle music] Craig, I've been struggling, and I gotta talk to you about it.

Please, I'm here.

Yeah.

I've just been, I've been carrying around these bulky drinks-

Yeah

... and I've been cleaning melted candy out of my pockets for far too long, but I have a solution.

What solution? [laughs] I need to know.

[laughs] I've, I've, I've, I've discovered Fruity Rainbow 5-hour ENERGY shots.

Oh my God.

By the way, I did notice the melted candy in your pockets.

I didn't say anything, but I'm glad you finally, uh, uh, kinda owned it.

Yeah, well, check this out.

You, you chose correctly because these little bottles are wild.

Fruity Rainbow 5-hour ENERGY shots treat your taste buds to an explosion of fruity flavor with that signature tasty caffeine kick.

If you're a fan of sweet, fruity candy...

Who isn't?

Who isn't?

But without the sugar crash because, yep, these puppies have zero sugar.

You gotta try this.

5-hour ENERGY is giving caffeine a serious flavor upgrade.

5-hour ENERGY shots now come in 17 flavors.

Ooh.

So there's something for every mood, but this Fruity Rainbow one is definitely having a moment.

It is.

Uh, plus it's big flavor in a tiny bottle, just two ounces, super portable, easy to toss in your bag or pocket.

No sticky wrappers, no bulky drinks.

Just grab and go.

Get candy-flavored chaos with Fruity Rainbow 5-hour ENERGY shots, available online at 5hourenergy.com or Amazon.

[gentle music] Craig, I've been struggling, and I gotta talk to you about it.

Please, I'm here.

Yeah.

I've just been, I've been carrying around these bulky drinks-

Yeah

... and I've been cleaning melted candy out of my pockets for far too long, but I have a solution.

What solution? [laughs] I need to know.

[laughs] I've, I've, I've, I've discovered Fruity Rainbow 5-hour ENERGY shots.

Oh my God.

By the way, I did notice the melted candy in your pockets.

I didn't say anything, but I'm glad you finally, uh, uh, kinda owned it.

Yeah, well, check this out.

You, you chose correctly because these little bottles are wild.

Fruity Rainbow 5-hour ENERGY shots treat your taste buds to an explosion of fruity flavor with that signature tasty caffeine kick.

If you're a fan of sweet, fruity candy...

Who isn't?

Who isn't?

But without the sugar crash because, yep, these puppies have zero sugar.

You gotta try this.

5-hour ENERGY is giving caffeine a serious flavor upgrade.

5-hour ENERGY shots now come in 17 flavors.

Ooh.

So there's something for every mood, but this Fruity Rainbow one is definitely having a moment.

It is.

Uh, plus it's big flavor in a tiny bottle, just two ounces, super portable, easy to toss in your bag or pocket.

No sticky wrappers, no bulky drinks.

Just grab and go.

Get candy-flavored chaos with Fruity Rainbow 5-hour ENERGY shots, available online at 5hourenergy.com or Amazon.