PWR PRESENTS: WTF WERE THEY THINKING?! The Renegade

You know something, Hulkamaniacs? Vader and Flair have really crossed the line this time, brothers.

You know, it's not enough that they massacred Brother Dave on national TV out here, but just a few minutes ago, I got the word from my Hulkamaniacs in the dressing room that Jimmy Hart was running for his life with Vader trying to rip his jacket off him.

I pray to God that Jimmy's still running, because I need him now more than ever.

But right now, I'm standing on the dark side, brothers, with the most powerful man I've ever met in my life.

You know, this is not the ultimate warrior, Ric Flair.

This is not a surprise that I just conjured up out of nowhere, brother.

This is the ultimate swerve for you, Mr. Flaring Vader, and for all my Hulkamaniacs.

You know, there's a hundred guys like this on the dark side, all with powers way beyond any human being.

But this man with me tonight is the most powerful one of all, brother.

You know, I'm gonna be strapped to Vader with a 12-foot strap.

The largest arm in the world is so mad, I'm gonna tear Vader limb from limb.

But just to cover all bases, brother, I was turning over every rock.

I was looking through every nook and every cranny.

And then I found a million bodies laying.

And this man behind me was standing at the top of the heap.

The man behind me is called the Renegade, brother.

He's the biggest, most powerful man I've ever found in my life.

And from now on, brothers, starting tonight at Uncensored, this big brother behind me is going to be watching my back He's gonna make sure that nobody gets in Hulk Hogan's way when I take care of all the family business, brother.

You know something? The time is winding down.

You're gonna seem as plain as day only when I want you to seem.

But all I got to say is if you make a wrong move, if you look in the wrong direction...

My man, the Renegade, is gonna wipe you out, brother.

And once I get Vader strapped to my wrist, once I drag him around the block a million times, once he drops his knees and says, please, Mr. Hogan, don't hurt me anymore, only then will I tell the brother behind me, the Renegade, not to make a move, because he'd make a mistake.

If your cheap shot me flare or if Vader gets out of line and uncensored, I'm going to unleash the power of the dark side on you.

The renegade is going to take up the slot for all the Hulkamaniacs.

So what are you going to do, brother, when the largest arms in the world and the renegade are strapped to you, brother? What are you going to do? What are you going to do?

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