Lex Luger

This is my first pick after my shortlist is gone, so now I'm looking at names.

Let me get the total package, Lex Luger.

Damn.

Missed an opportunity for not having a finisher called the huge package, but whatever.

anyway.

All right, we have a three-way dance right now.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan versus Sergeant Slaughter versus Lex Luger.

I don't know why I said tournament.

And I'm worried, if anything, that this podcast episode is probably a little bit premature because I haven't had the same amount of time of being like...

Lex Luger's the fucking greatest wrestler of all time, like, in my head, as I have, like, you know, that's longstanding.

Like, you can check the tape.

But, like, if you go back and you search, like, Nasty Boys on my Twitter or whatever, like, there's probably a lot of really negative tweets.

The reason why this could not be the worst era in history is because for every Ahmed Johnson, There was a Yokozuna.

For every Lex Luger, there was an Undertaker.

For every Don't Declan, which, by the way, Don't Declan wasn't that bad.

There was a Shawn Michaels.

if I can find it... 20th of march 1993 where we saw blood a new york white boy heavenly midnight bodies cornet miscalculation double a speaks and we listen and much much more from the memphis sorry from the smoking matter territory good lord before we head down the ringside let's have a look at what's been happening around the rest of the wrestling world this week so what have we got what have we got what have we got we have got The 21st of March the WWF are in the Madison Square Garden in front of 10,400.

Bret Hart and Mr Perfect are defeating Lex Luger and Aretha Ramon.

Randy Savage defeating Doink the Clown by DQ.

Rick Steiner is defeating IRS.

The Head Shrinkers win their squash match.

The Nasty Boys defeat Barry Hardy and Dwayne Gill.

Lex Luger defeats Kevin Neal.

WF Superstars will be worldwide.

You know who

would have been good Conquistador? I think it's only based on the fact that they could cover up his fucking baked potato face, and that would be Lex Luger.

I think he would have been a great Conquistador.

Imagine him doing like luchador moves, like hitting a Hurricane Rana.

Outdoor game, Capitals versus Rangers on an aircraft carrier.

Call it the Lex Luger Classic from Andreas in Laval.

I'm in.

I'm

in.

You had Campbell at Lex Luger.

I'm in.

I'm in.

huge.

I don't know if you can do the Lex Luger trick.

Can you make them move up and down? Yeah.

I was watching the Zach Gowen Dark Side of the Ring, and his mom says, well, Brock was doing that thing with his chest where he's jumping up and

huge.

I don't know if you can do the Lex Luger trick.

Can you make them move up and down? Yeah.

I was watching the Zach Gowen Dark Side of the Ring, and his mom says, well, Brock was doing that thing with his chest where he's jumping up and