Back Porch Twisters Episode 5: Séances, Sniffers & Serial Killers

BackPorch Twisters Episode 5 may be our strangest trip down the holler yet. We kick things off, as tradition demands, with **Missing Mitch**. The mystery surrounding Mitch McConnell has gotten plum crazy, so Banjo Barnett and the Professor of Shred hold **another séance** in hopes of finally making contact. Mitch, buddy… if you can hear us, knock twice. Then we put the foolishness aside for a serious conversation about some downright disturbing subjects—the controversy surrounding **AI-generated CSAM**, the questions being raised by recent court rulings, and just how evil and dangerous this material is. We also discuss the **Lindsay Clancy trial** and the heartbreaking reality of the world our children are growing up in. After that, we desperately attempt to brighten things up… **That was a mistake.** Because somehow we end up talking about a weirdo with **John Wayne Gacy’s brain in a jar**, a **mummy**, the infamous **Serial Butt Sniffer**, and finally a tale involving a man and a vacuum cleaner that gives an entirely new meaning to the phrase *attachments sold separately.* By the end, we’ve got missing politicians, séances, mummies, brains in jars, butt sniffers, questionable vacuum usage, and enough weirdness to make you wonder if civilization has officially peaked. **Welcome to BackPorch Twisters, where the mummy might have a pulse, the vacuum cleaner needs therapy, and we STILL ain’t found Mitch.**