Opening Night Preview, Preseason Hype Rankings, and a new all-time Schadenfreude Entry

And like, that's, that's kind of, you know, recency bias, but that's creepy enough for me.

Yeah, no, I, when I saw the starting lineup, I was like, I was really excited to see the, and our bench take down the Sixers.

Cause I was like, these guys can beat the Sixers.

The LeBron and B, they're not going to be taking this game particularly seriously.

I know for a fact that Ugo, Baylor, Wathopper Jr., Senak are going to be taking it like aggressively seriously.

I should have known.

Hayden

Gray.

I should have known that Hayden Gray, McLaughlin, Uzon were going to come correct.

And yeah, Tucker DeVries.

Hey, man.

Spoonie, that might be his worst take of all time.

I'll never forget

the DeVries contribution to the Celtics.

Well, the good news is I think that most of those guys are going to be in Maine.

Sure, yeah.

So as upset as I got when I saw that Milos Uzon had been waived and did not receive a two-way contract, even though I knew in my heart there was no two-way contract for him to receive after Devin Carter's was announced and Dylan Mitchell and Amari Williams had already gotten theirs.

There wasn't a space for him, but he's still going to be in Maine.

Him and Senak are going to be running pick and rolls.

Yes, it was a pure masterclass.

You had Ugo picking multiple Jalen Brown turnovers in moments that felt like we know exactly when to turn you over.

Yeah.

But at the same time, I was like, I've just seen that exact turnover a million times.

Also followed by like just the best travel I've

ever seen.