472: Fat Man Beyond @ San Diego Comic-Con 2026

uh no i didn't i didn't door dash it or instacart or whatever for fear of a catastrophic embarrassment because i didn't want to be the guy going down to pick up the door dash it's like so what'd you get man i'm not gonna tell you why i needed four haynes briefs but that's what's in the bag

it'd be amazing if you met the guy the the door dasher And then he was just like, what happened? He's like, you can tell me.

I'm your dasher, man.

It's like telling your psychiatrist.

It's like telling your priest it stays here.

He's like, I went to the store.

I picked it up, man.

I took my time.

And I know I'm getting paid, but you owe me.

What the fuck happened?

Sit on the couch, tell me about your mother.

Yes.

My Dasher was very surprised when I met him at the hotel, in the hotel lobby and shit.

Not because he's like, oh my God, you're Silent Bob.

He was just like, I just want to see what kind of asshole door dashes a microwave.

And he's like, I'm not surprised.

It's like, well, how am

I?

You can door dash a TV? I'm convinced you could door dash anything but dignity at this point.

So you actually went out to the store and shit? I did.

I did.

What are stores like in San Diego during Comic-Con? Yeah, don't

do it.

If you can avoid it, don't do it.

And the worst part is early in the morning, the store was relatively empty.