Mage the Ascension the Victorian Age | Book 3, Chapter 17: Such Hungry Mouthes

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Death on the Empress Express

Hello, everybody, and welcome back to another episode of Mage the Ascent of the Victorian Age.

Welcome.

It's been a year or at least a season since we have been back because now it's 2026.

So we are what, 130 years after Game Ballpark.

So, hey, folks, welcome back.

I'm your storyteller, Kelly.

Are you seeing him? And I am very excited to be back with this amazing cast of miscreants that are going to they're going to rack up the paradox oh boy there's my paradox chart let's bring that back over uh i'm gonna have so much fun giving up paradox this episode i cannot wait uh just like i can't wait to introduce you to our amazing cast why don't we go ahead and start with christine christine how you doing i'm

doing pretty good i've got tea i've got chocolate like i am set to be a lady right now which is great um because ladies enjoy tea and chocolate

is that what they do

Yeah.

I mean, by my definition of a lady, that sounds like what they would enjoy.

That does sound like what they would enjoy.

I am not a lady, so I have no idea.

But who are you playing tonight?

Well, first off, hi, I'm Christine.

I use she, her pronouns.

And tonight I get to play Dr. Evelyn Taylor, our Society of Ether Mad Scientist.

But luckily, she's not totally cuckoo right now.

She's not cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, just for Cocoa?

It would be really funny if she was still in quiet right now, though.

Oh, God.

Oh, look, a dead person.

Perfect.

I will just feed them to my

horrible, horrible little

pope.

Speaking of horrible, horrible popes.

Hi, Amy.

Wow, what a segue.

Thanks for that.

Your character is super

Catholic.

Or Protestant.

Never mind.

Protestant? She's

super Protestant.

Sorry, that's the opposite of the pope.

That's very different.

I'm Amy.

My opponents are she, her, or they, them.

And I'm playing Chastity Prudence Goodwin, the Celestial Choruser slash Cult of Ecstasy member.

And apparently this is time for her to have some trauma.

Thanks for that teaser.

I love hearing

that.

I love telling you that you're about to have trauma.

It's like my third favorite thing.

My second favorite thing right now is Jen and Jen's internetworking.

It works.

And also my computer works.

And also my Internet did go out briefly.

So buckle up.

We're going to see what happens.

But hi, I'm Jen.

I use your pronouns and I am constantly plagued by paradox.

And also constantly plagued by paradox is Josephine, my order of Hermes.

character who is also well she uses any pronouns but she doesn't know that that's an option right now so she her is fine for her um yeah much paradox

paradox you know it's probably your fault for starting a podcast called may a paradox of mage the ascension podcast that's kind of like you know

I mean, that and I call reality out on its bullshit.

So,

yeah, reality is full of bullshit.

Hey, Robin will be with us in just a minute.

She's just off camera right now taking care of a thing.

But in the meanwhile, folks, I have a lot of great things to tell you.