Ice Cream Pettiness, Life Balance, and 2026!

I need a little light on the pour here.

Did I, bro? Am I jipping

you? You are.

I ordered a triple shot.

You only gave me two.

On our Louis, what's the

one? Louis XIV, right? I don't know what you're talking about.

No, that's, what is that? That's like scotch or something, right? It's like $1,000 a glass.

Never had

it.

I've never had it.

I mean, that's probably why, because it's way out of my price range.

That's just absurd.

I'm not going to drink.

What kind of dumb shit is that? At first, I never liked the taste of scotch.

Really? That used to be my only

thing.

Really? Yeah.

I went from dark beer, and I'm like, I just don't like the calories.

I'm feeling like just too full.

Just get fat.

Yeah.

So I was like, you know, I'm just going to go straight scotch.

That way, I could have one glass.

and feel you know feel like a little bit of the buzz right and i'm done