Jul 2, 2026 · 1 hr 25 min · 14 segments
Ruined dates, aggressive dogs and lots of missing children. We take our 52nd episode to Santa Carla and follow the exploits of a couple of pint sized Van Helsings.
Pete SwanHost
Jill HolmesHost
This podcast contains spoilers galore, words that end in unt and uck, and depictions of a dirty old man in a truck with a very silly horn.

Tonight we'll see what happens when one of our culture's oldest monsters collides with one of the most image-conscious decades.

For generations, they had haunted castles and stalked moonlit corridors, and embodied ancient fears of death and corruption.

What if immortality wasn't terrifying? What if it was actually pretty fucking cool? Because beneath the leather jackets, motorbikes, the rock soundtrack, and yes, the ridiculous mullets, lies something more interesting.

In the starchy post-war 50s, they became symbols of repression and forbidden desire.

And so we arrive in a California dreamscape of boardwalk lights, comic book and video rental stores, and endless summer nights.

A place that feels less like reality than a collective memory of adolescence itself.

Here, growing up and becoming a vampire are presented as eerily similar experiences.

Both involve surrendering innocence, choosing allegiances, and discovering who you really are.

With a runtime of 97 minutes, the reel on the cold marble slab tonight reinvented the vampire for a new generation and brought two young actors called Corey together for the first time.
They're about to discover its secret.
Santa Carla yet?
No. It's a pretty cool place.
If you're a Martian.
Or a vampire.
So where are you? The flying nun? I'm your brother, Sammy.
Help me! Stay back! Stay back! What's happening to me, Star? Get yourself a good,
sharp
stake.
We'll
drive it right to
his heart.
You're a vampire, Michael.
My own brother, a damn blood-sucking vampire.
Oh, you wait till Mom finds out, buddy.
Michael, they're coming! Oh, Sam!
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