Jul 8, 2026 · 36 min · 12 segments
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Where's the fucking bag? I've got a tumour, David.
You don't have a tumour.
I've got a tumour.
Genuinely? In my face.
Genuinely? Genuinely.
Look here.
You being serious? I've got a tumour, David.
New year, new tumour.
You being serious? You're not joking? No, 100% serious.
Fucking hell, what a way.
What a start to 2026.
And
I'm now going to be looking at it the whole time.
Yeah, look at my tumour.
It's not even...
I keep saying to Jess...
Oh, it's like a little
tumour.
Rub my tumour.
Have you seen a doctor? Oh, I'm on the cancer pathway.
You're joking.
I'm on the cancer pathway.
For sure.
And you just thought, let's
record and this is the time to say this.
Where's the fucking bag? I've got a tumour, David.
You don't have a tumour.
I've got a tumour.
Genuinely? In my face.
Genuinely? Genuinely.
Look here.
You being serious? I've got a tumour, David.
New year, new tumour.
You being serious? You're not joking? No, 100% serious.
Fucking hell, what a way.
What a start to 2026.
And
I'm now going to be looking at it the whole time.
Yeah, look at my tumour.
It's not even...
I keep saying to Jess...
Oh, it's like a little
tumour.
Rub my tumour.
Have you seen a doctor? Oh, I'm on the cancer pathway.
You're joking.
I'm on the cancer pathway.
For sure.
And you just thought, let's
record and this is the time to say this.
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