Aug 28, 2026 · 58 min · 22 segments
Eli reports back on Max's first night on Baby Adderall, and it went exactly as well as you'd expect. The dads then tackle a listener who is losing an argument with his partner about Michael Jackson…
Tom CurryHostThomas SmithHostSo, for those of you who are just tuning in, we have started Max on some medication for his set of symptoms that present as ADD slash ADHD.
Still punching people in faces, still taking down his enemies one person at a time.
Now, we have been microdosing him up to a dose so that we can watch out for side effects, things like sleep disturbances or loss of appetite or just feeling weird.
If any of you have taken any of the meths, the ADD meths, You know that the first day can be pretty intense.
But since didn't affect him at all, his doctor was like, hey, let's get fucking wet and wild.
Why don't we just start him on a dose? Which is why we ended up with Coke Party for Babies! For those of you who have never been up all night with a friend who has done too much cocaine, you will not recognize all the beats that I recognized in my son.
But for me, it was simultaneously bad, because obviously my kid's experiencing a sad side effect, but also the funniest thing that has... ever happen so for those nerds out there who haven't done the incredibly destructive drug cocaine let me explain what happens when you do too much cocaine when you do the right amount of cocaine which by the way i cannot recommend enough boys girls non-binary pals get out there and do some cocaine but if you do too much of it it kills you but if you do a little bit less than too much of it That it kills you.
And the way that I can sort of describe it is, you know, the, oh, that was too many.
So, for those of you who are just tuning in, we have started Max on some medication for his set of symptoms that present as ADD slash ADHD.
Still punching people in faces, still taking down his enemies one person at a time.
Now, we have been microdosing him up to a dose so that we can watch out for side effects, things like sleep disturbances or loss of appetite or just feeling weird.
If any of you have taken any of the meths, the ADD meths, You know that the first day can be pretty intense.
But since didn't affect him at all, his doctor was like, hey, let's get fucking wet and wild.
Why don't we just start him on a dose? Which is why we ended up with Coke Party for Babies! For those of you who have never been up all night with a friend who has done too much cocaine, you will not recognize all the beats that I recognized in my son.
But for me, it was simultaneously bad, because obviously my kid's experiencing a sad side effect, but also the funniest thing that has... ever happen so for those nerds out there who haven't done the incredibly destructive drug cocaine let me explain what happens when you do too much cocaine when you do the right amount of cocaine which by the way i cannot recommend enough boys girls non-binary pals get out there and do some cocaine but if you do too much of it it kills you but if you do a little bit less than too much of it That it kills you.
And the way that I can sort of describe it is, you know, the, oh, that was too many.
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