Oct 6, 2026 · 49 min · 19 segments
We share the story from a dummy confession from a completely exhausted listener nearly poisoning their child, because apparently sleep deprivation and juggling all things parenting really does turn…
[sighs] It's really...
It's w- w- well, we think.
We think.
Right, he's s- he's crying and s- and c- basically, I wouldn't say screaming, but he's crying.
It's a loud cry.
2:00 in the morning, 3:00 in the morning, 4:00 in the morning.
1:00 in the morning.
Probably, probably stops at about half past 4.
So half past 4 onwards-
Mm
... we're in the safe zone.
And you go in to just go and help, like, just to go in, and he's still asleep but he's crying.
It's really weird.
It's been, it's been really hard, hasn't it? Because, like, obviously Lincoln's known to be a really good sleeper.
Um-
Like, a really good sleeper
... and, like, he still goes down at, like, 7:00, half 7.
Still goes down fine.
Like, sometimes you... he'll, like, have a little play on his own, but he, he tends to go down well.
Then I would say from, like, witching hour, like midnight on, you can sometimes just hear him, and it's like he's, like, crying.
Oh, it's so annoying.
Like, it's not just like a little, like, whimper where, like, he's turning over.
It's like a full-on cry, isn't it?
Yeah.
[sighs] It's really...
It's w- w- well, we think.
We think.
Right, he's s- he's crying and s- and c- basically, I wouldn't say screaming, but he's crying.
It's a loud cry.
2:00 in the morning, 3:00 in the morning, 4:00 in the morning.
1:00 in the morning.
Probably, probably stops at about half past 4.
So half past 4 onwards-
Mm
... we're in the safe zone.
And you go in to just go and help, like, just to go in, and he's still asleep but he's crying.
It's really weird.
It's been, it's been really hard, hasn't it? Because, like, obviously Lincoln's known to be a really good sleeper.
Um-
Like, a really good sleeper
... and, like, he still goes down at, like, 7:00, half 7.
Still goes down fine.
Like, sometimes you... he'll, like, have a little play on his own, but he, he tends to go down well.
Then I would say from, like, witching hour, like midnight on, you can sometimes just hear him, and it's like he's, like, crying.
Oh, it's so annoying.
Like, it's not just like a little, like, whimper where, like, he's turning over.
It's like a full-on cry, isn't it?
Yeah.
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