Jorts

This of, number one, SOS: What is the proper attire for a redneck courthouse wedding?

Jorts, no shirt, a sports jacket with the sleeves cut off, boots and/or flip-flops.

No flip-flops if you're gonna be-

And a flask

Yeah.

That, yeah, that seems like Alex's style.

Jorts, a cut off flannel, and-

No flip-flops

Let's have a guest picker with us for SEC games on Fridays.

[laughs] Texas Jorts, what a name.

"What about Boom playing Simmons at linebacker versus UTSA, and will it continue? Weren't we scratching our heads when PK played number one off the line last year?"

He blitzed him, though.

That's not his strength.

I think he's an edge pass rusher.

So there is some element there that I agree with Texas Jorts.

Even though, when he was at middle linebacker, he rushed the passer.

I wanna bring them back.

Jorts?

Jorts.

Hmm, I'm not wearing them.

Why?

You got the jorts on or what? Hopefully.

Wait, are those

the Jorts? Jorts adjacent.

Jorts adjacent.

Absolutely, Jack.

He's fucking shredded.

He cut them into like...

Jorts? Into jorts.

But they weren't like baggy.

They were jeans.

he did it to prove a point to Snyder that it wasn't that bad, but I know he was not having any fun at all.

It looked like it sucked.

Jorts in the year 20, was it 20 in the 2020s? What a, what a look, but a rich, like you, when you first stepped into that environment and you know, like you said, there's the mental side of it.

There's also the physical side of things.

Jean Shorts.

And we kept calling it Jorts.

So go order the Jorts drink.

Oh, it was so good.

So good.

I haven't heard anything on the injury front yet.

Chris Casualty and Jorts are legit AF.

I can see Chris and some Jorts out there.

No doubt about it.

Water in his heart.